Thom
Lovely voice. Somewhat of a tyrant. Tends toward hoboness. Shorter than he'll admit.

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Other Results: 1 Challenges, 13 Series
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[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 9

Summary:

AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13975; Read count: 316
Published: 31 Jan 2017; Updated: 16 Mar 2017

[Adult] Forget About Your House of Cards by sunflowerthommy Reviews: 5

Summary:

There comes a point in everyone’s lives when you go through a journey of self-discovery. For some it’s early in their lives, for others it’s later. Everyone grows at a different rate. Jonny had his epiphany when he was 40. He divorced his wife and focused solely on composing music…. And men. Thom, a 20-something year old pianist, has his life all figured out. Move to London, become a featured soloist for the London Contemporary Orchestra, and settle down with a nice lady. But one day, the Jonny Greenwood comes in to rehearse a show with the featured soloists, Thom realizes his life was more than meets the eye. Aka a story about Thonny and their journeys of self-discovery. And a lot of gay. Dedicated to Ana who proofread this and gave me such helpful advice on publishing it. And my amazing girlfriend, Gaja. Your encouragement means the world to me always. Thank you. Enjoy!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 12 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 44362; Read count: 785
Published: 24 Dec 2016; Updated: 23 Feb 2017

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 21

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4213
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Everybody] the picture by lundyfastnetirishsea Reviews: 3

Summary:

this is inspired by this pic here

(i'm not sure this is even thom though.)

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 950; Read count: 127
Published: 05 Jan 2017; Updated: 06 Jan 2017

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 3

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 120
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Explicit] Wrapped Around Your Finger by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 2

Summary: Jonny has come to a breaking point.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Original Fiction, Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2036; Read count: 232
Published: 09 Sep 2016; Updated: 10 Sep 2016

[Adult] Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by planet-tellex, radiohoe Reviews: 6

Summary:

In which Colin and Jonny are angels sent down to protect a musical prodigy, but angels, demons, band practice, and homework do not mix. 

 

Would not recommend for Christians or Oasis fans. 

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 43974; Read count: 2187
Published: 31 Aug 2016; Updated: 01 Sep 2016

[Adult] April showers by deadsilence Reviews: 4

Summary:

Thom and Jonny love each other, but Jonny feels guilty for that.An angsty moment.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1351; Read count: 188
Published: 29 Aug 2016; Updated: 30 Aug 2016

[Explicit] Number One Fan at the Door by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 2

Summary:

What can I say it's just a whole bunch of Thonny sex times. Sorry!

 

WARNING: this story contains subject matter than might be upsetting to readers, please proceed using caution (reference to Real Life family, children, underage sex).

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5653; Read count: 306
Published: 20 Aug 2016; Updated: 22 Aug 2016

[Explicit] Ruminations of a Rolling Tape by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 4

Summary: Thom and Jonny love each other through all the ages and stages eternity foreverrrrmoooore
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Self-Harm
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4487; Read count: 162
Published: 18 Aug 2016; Updated: 18 Aug 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 11

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6084
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Explicit] A First Time For Everything by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 4

Summary:

Thom has never done butt stuff before and Michael wants to explore this with him.

Characters: Stipey, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2021; Read count: 344
Published: 05 Oct 2014; Updated: 13 Oct 2014

[Adult] Ok Computer by colin-charles-greenwood Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom has become depressed and Jonny tries to help. Obviously with a bit of guidance from Colin, which may or may not be listened to.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 198; Read count: 498
Published: 14 Sep 2014; Updated: 21 Sep 2014

[Adult] The God Complex by KindaKinksKontroversy Reviews: 1

Summary:

Basically Death Note rewritten to feature Radiohead and plenty of Thom/Light on Jonny/L action! Colin also stars as a gender flipped Misa Amane. Ryuk, A death god known to humans as a Shinigami, drops his Death Note in the human world. By chance young Abingdon student Thom Yorke picks up the Death Note and begins using it to rid the world of evil, intending to become God of the new world. This is a dark story of one boy and his God complex.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 696; Read count: 115
Published: 18 May 2014; Updated: 03 Jun 2014

[Explicit] Thom/Beck - Part 2 by this Reviews: 1

Summary:

1994 was only yesterday; the world had no idea how big a certain creep and loser were going to get. This is a very dirty story. Thom/Beck, Thom/Jonny, Thom/Jonny/Colin, Stipey/Thom, Leigh/Beck, Beck/Justin, Beck/Channing, Thurston/Beck. 

(Also involving Colin Greenwood, Channing Hansen, Nigel Godrich, Chris Martin, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Stanley Donwood, Kim Gordon, Thurston Moore, Leigh Limon, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, Michael Stipe, etc)

This story is a work of fiction. It is based on much I know to be true; much I suspect to be true; a whole bunch of fantasy; and speculation somewhere in-between. It goes, I believe, without saying, that it is written all along the way with love.

This work does not reflect the author's personal views on Scientology. It does not intend to pry, criticize, or hurt, and means utmost respect to all real people involved and implied, except maybe Chris Martin (just fuckin with ya Chris).

There is no shame in writing or reading about sex; everyone has fantasies. 

Characters: Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 31088; Read count: 3170
Published: 15 Dec 2012; Updated: 22 Apr 2014

[Adult] The Dance in the Present Tense by lordoftheflies Reviews: 2

Summary:

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Characters: Nigel, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm
Category: Original Fiction, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5277; Read count: 192
Published: 14 Mar 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] The Dance in the Present Tense by lordoftheflies Reviews: 5

Summary:

A ballet dancer's path crosses with Thom Yorke. She teaches ballet to Thom's daughter. Things get dancey, saucy, collaborative and tragic... a bit. 

Characters: Nigel, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm
Category: Original Fiction, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5277; Read count: 263
Published: 14 Mar 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] Insomina's Spaghetti by Kinchi23 Reviews: 5

Summary:

Letters of correspondence between Radiohead members during their first years of university. Each place is different, and they all soon realize there's nothing quite like Abingdon's glory days.

*Experimental fic: may not be permanent. Trying to gain my footing with this concept.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 699; Read count: 249
Published: 02 Apr 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] In a City of the Future by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 5

Summary:

This story will probably change quite a bit as I'm not really sure where it's going.....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7158; Read count: 796
Published: 20 Feb 2013; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] A Christmas Revelation by remindmeofthonny Reviews: 4

Summary:

Jonny has had feelings for his best friend Thom for a long time. But as tensions rise at a Christmas party, will feelings be revealed between Thom and Jonny? Will this Christmas be merry after all?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8111; Read count: 1282
Published: 17 Jan 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] Sweater Thief by whatisUP Reviews: 3

Summary: In which Jonny finds someone's sweater and Thom goes to retrieve it.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1513; Read count: 757
Published: 29 Sep 2013; Updated: 29 Sep 2013

[Adult] We Suck Young Blood by The Bendzzah Reviews: 7

Summary:

The Greenwoods are vampires.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7701; Read count: 1516
Published: 22 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Sep 2013

[Explicit] All this Fuss Over a Record? by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Colin is a very good brother, Thom is a right bastard, and Jonny ith rather thenthitive.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2376; Read count: 343
Published: 02 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Explicit] I Told You So! by whatisUP Reviews: 6

Summary: In which Jonny is a kinky little shit, Thom is a complete whore, and Colin doesn’t believe a word of it.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3418; Read count: 735
Published: 03 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 2

Summary:

A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.

WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY

philly

 

 

 

*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 401; Read count: 97
Published: 27 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Aug 2013