Jonny
Kinda girly. Lisps. Rocks every instrument known to humankind and beyond. Swishes. Real-life Mary Sue.

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[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 7

Summary:

AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.

 

(this fic is in a hiatus bc i'm writing ANOTHER fic sorry D:)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13975; Read count: 403
Published: 31 Jan 2017; Updated: 16 Mar 2017

[Explicit] Hotel "Groupie" by Rimerto Reviews: 6

Summary:

22 year old Radiohead fan, Diana, meets with her internet friend (and fellow Radiohead fan) for the first time in real life. They've decided to go to their favourite band's concert together, but little does Diana know, the hotel they'll be staying at, will change her forever. Though a rollercoaster of feelings, sex, music, and friendship, Diana will get to live her fantasies and find out some things about herself.

Characters: Jonny Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 22803; Read count: 312
Published: 16 Feb 2017; Updated: 01 Mar 2017

[Adult] Forget About Your House of Cards by sunflowerthommy Reviews: 8

Summary:

There comes a point in everyone’s lives when you go through a journey of self-discovery. For some it’s early in their lives, for others it’s later. Everyone grows at a different rate. Jonny had his epiphany when he was 40. He divorced his wife and focused solely on composing music…. And men. Thom, a 20-something year old pianist, has his life all figured out. Move to London, become a featured soloist for the London Contemporary Orchestra, and settle down with a nice lady. But one day, the Jonny Greenwood comes in to rehearse a show with the featured soloists, Thom realizes his life was more than meets the eye. Aka a story about Thonny and their journeys of self-discovery. And a lot of gay. Dedicated to Ana who proofread this and gave me such helpful advice on publishing it. And my amazing girlfriend, Gaja. Your encouragement means the world to me always. Thank you. Enjoy!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 12 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 44362; Read count: 927
Published: 24 Dec 2016; Updated: 23 Feb 2017

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4367
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Everybody] the picture by lundyfastnetirishsea Reviews: 5

Summary:

this is inspired by this pic here

(i'm not sure this is even thom though.)

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 950; Read count: 155
Published: 05 Jan 2017; Updated: 06 Jan 2017

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 4

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 133
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Explicit] Wrapped Around Your Finger by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 2

Summary: Jonny has come to a breaking point.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Original Fiction, Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2036; Read count: 249
Published: 09 Sep 2016; Updated: 10 Sep 2016

[Adult] Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by planet-tellex, radiohoe Reviews: 6

Summary:

In which Colin and Jonny are angels sent down to protect a musical prodigy, but angels, demons, band practice, and homework do not mix. 

 

Would not recommend for Christians or Oasis fans. 

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 43974; Read count: 2264
Published: 31 Aug 2016; Updated: 01 Sep 2016

[Adult] April showers by deadsilence Reviews: 7

Summary:

Thom and Jonny love each other, but Jonny feels guilty for that.An angsty moment.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1351; Read count: 202
Published: 29 Aug 2016; Updated: 30 Aug 2016

[Explicit] Number One Fan at the Door by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 2

Summary:

What can I say it's just a whole bunch of Thonny sex times. Sorry!

 

WARNING: this story contains subject matter than might be upsetting to readers, please proceed using caution (reference to Real Life family, children, underage sex).

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5653; Read count: 354
Published: 20 Aug 2016; Updated: 22 Aug 2016

[Explicit] Ruminations of a Rolling Tape by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 5

Summary: Thom and Jonny love each other through all the ages and stages eternity foreverrrrmoooore
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Self-Harm
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4487; Read count: 171
Published: 18 Aug 2016; Updated: 18 Aug 2016

[Adult] All too much by wuf Reviews: 6

Summary:

Ed has tried every drug under the sun and convinces Jonny to take Ecstasy with him. For Jonny though, it all becomes too much.

 

Characters: Ed, Jonny Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1076; Read count: 196
Published: 05 Jun 2016; Updated: 08 Jun 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6190
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Adult] Ok Computer by colin-charles-greenwood Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom has become depressed and Jonny tries to help. Obviously with a bit of guidance from Colin, which may or may not be listened to.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 198; Read count: 507
Published: 14 Sep 2014; Updated: 21 Sep 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2987; Read count: 390
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 26 Aug 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 1

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2488; Read count: 193
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 13 Jul 2014

[Adult] The God Complex by KindaKinksKontroversy Reviews: 1

Summary:

Basically Death Note rewritten to feature Radiohead and plenty of Thom/Light on Jonny/L action! Colin also stars as a gender flipped Misa Amane. Ryuk, A death god known to humans as a Shinigami, drops his Death Note in the human world. By chance young Abingdon student Thom Yorke picks up the Death Note and begins using it to rid the world of evil, intending to become God of the new world. This is a dark story of one boy and his God complex.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 696; Read count: 118
Published: 18 May 2014; Updated: 03 Jun 2014

[Adult] Insomina's Spaghetti by Kinchi23 Reviews: 7

Summary:

Letters of correspondence between Radiohead members during their first years of university. Each place is different, and they all soon realize there's nothing quite like Abingdon's glory days.

*Experimental fic: may not be permanent. Trying to gain my footing with this concept.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 699; Read count: 256
Published: 02 Apr 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] In a City of the Future by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 6

Summary:

This story will probably change quite a bit as I'm not really sure where it's going.....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7158; Read count: 808
Published: 20 Feb 2013; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] A Christmas Revelation by remindmeofthonny Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny has had feelings for his best friend Thom for a long time. But as tensions rise at a Christmas party, will feelings be revealed between Thom and Jonny? Will this Christmas be merry after all?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8111; Read count: 1306
Published: 17 Jan 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] Sweater Thief by whatisUP Reviews: 5

Summary: In which Jonny finds someone's sweater and Thom goes to retrieve it.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1513; Read count: 771
Published: 29 Sep 2013; Updated: 29 Sep 2013

[Adult] We Suck Young Blood by The Bendzzah Reviews: 8

Summary:

The Greenwoods are vampires.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7701; Read count: 1523
Published: 22 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Sep 2013

[Explicit] All this Fuss Over a Record? by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Colin is a very good brother, Thom is a right bastard, and Jonny ith rather thenthitive.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2376; Read count: 351
Published: 02 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Explicit] I Told You So! by whatisUP Reviews: 6

Summary: In which Jonny is a kinky little shit, Thom is a complete whore, and Colin doesn’t believe a word of it.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3418; Read count: 748
Published: 03 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 4

Summary:

A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.

WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY

philly

 

 

 

*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 401; Read count: 97
Published: 27 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Aug 2013