Phil
Voice of reason. Rocks the drums. Bald. Keeps beats in his calves.

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[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 9

Summary:

AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13975; Read count: 316
Published: 31 Jan 2017; Updated: 16 Mar 2017

[Adult] Forget About Your House of Cards by sunflowerthommy Reviews: 5

Summary:

There comes a point in everyone’s lives when you go through a journey of self-discovery. For some it’s early in their lives, for others it’s later. Everyone grows at a different rate. Jonny had his epiphany when he was 40. He divorced his wife and focused solely on composing music…. And men. Thom, a 20-something year old pianist, has his life all figured out. Move to London, become a featured soloist for the London Contemporary Orchestra, and settle down with a nice lady. But one day, the Jonny Greenwood comes in to rehearse a show with the featured soloists, Thom realizes his life was more than meets the eye. Aka a story about Thonny and their journeys of self-discovery. And a lot of gay. Dedicated to Ana who proofread this and gave me such helpful advice on publishing it. And my amazing girlfriend, Gaja. Your encouragement means the world to me always. Thank you. Enjoy!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 12 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 44362; Read count: 785
Published: 24 Dec 2016; Updated: 23 Feb 2017

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 21

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4213
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 3

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 120
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Adult] Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by planet-tellex, radiohoe Reviews: 6

Summary:

In which Colin and Jonny are angels sent down to protect a musical prodigy, but angels, demons, band practice, and homework do not mix. 

 

Would not recommend for Christians or Oasis fans. 

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 43974; Read count: 2187
Published: 31 Aug 2016; Updated: 01 Sep 2016

[Adult] Insomina's Spaghetti by Kinchi23 Reviews: 5

Summary:

Letters of correspondence between Radiohead members during their first years of university. Each place is different, and they all soon realize there's nothing quite like Abingdon's glory days.

*Experimental fic: may not be permanent. Trying to gain my footing with this concept.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 699; Read count: 249
Published: 02 Apr 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] In a City of the Future by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 5

Summary:

This story will probably change quite a bit as I'm not really sure where it's going.....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7158; Read count: 796
Published: 20 Feb 2013; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] A Christmas Revelation by remindmeofthonny Reviews: 4

Summary:

Jonny has had feelings for his best friend Thom for a long time. But as tensions rise at a Christmas party, will feelings be revealed between Thom and Jonny? Will this Christmas be merry after all?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8111; Read count: 1282
Published: 17 Jan 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] We Suck Young Blood by The Bendzzah Reviews: 7

Summary:

The Greenwoods are vampires.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7701; Read count: 1516
Published: 22 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Sep 2013

[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 2

Summary:

A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.

WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY

philly

 

 

 

*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 401; Read count: 97
Published: 27 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Aug 2013

[Everybody] Allergic to Cheesecake by PhilipSelway Reviews: 6

Summary:

Phil stumbles upon a fateful email… that changes his perspective on Radiohead forever.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8098; Read count: 1786
Published: 18 Jul 2013; Updated: 19 Jul 2013

[Adult] Jon Jon's Birthday Surprise *ILLUSTRATION INCLUDED* by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 5

Summary:

A Present for Jonny.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1179; Read count: 242
Published: 15 Apr 2013; Updated: 15 Apr 2013

[Explicit] Cirque Des Deriveurs by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 5

Summary:

Current Chapter: Shadows and Streetlights, Beck, Harley, and the Greenwoods find the secret behind Warsech.

They are a makeshift family...

A circus of young runaways, all with stories and secrets to hide...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18875; Read count: 1834
Published: 20 Apr 2012; Updated: 30 Jan 2013

[Explicit] New Order by Kinchi23 Reviews: 9

Summary:

He changed. Tonight, he changed.  Thom stared, enticed into a trance. Would he let himself fall into questioning? Could he? Thom wasn't sure he could handle most of his own thoughts, forget Colin's enigmatic mind. But still... The sound of the engining propelling the wheels back from Colin's driveway filled the silence of the car.  

 

What was Colin thinking?

 

Just Added: Final Chapter: Ceremony

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Real Family, Self-Harm, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 14 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 29118; Read count: 2416
Published: 30 May 2012; Updated: 29 Nov 2012

[Everybody] Surprise, Surprise by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

What if you came home one day and were greeted by Thom and Friends at your bedroom door?

A glimpse of what would actually happen...

*Finished.*

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3701; Read count: 568
Published: 20 May 2012; Updated: 08 Oct 2012

[Everybody] Give Up the Ghost by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom and Jonny are older now, much older. Memories are slowly fading away, as are Thom and Jonny themselves.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1990; Read count: 476
Published: 11 Aug 2012; Updated: 24 Aug 2012

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 9

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5668
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012

[Everybody] The Twelfth Night by bittersweetdistractor, Kinchi23 Reviews: 1

Summary:

A retelling of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night; Cheesecake-style. Full of fluff!

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2308; Read count: 376
Published: 22 Mar 2012; Updated: 08 Apr 2012

[Adult] Pyramid Song by helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary:

Thom wakes in a Berlin hospital to a black-eyed angel.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3308; Read count: 3495
Published: 23 Nov 2011; Updated: 23 Feb 2012

[Explicit] An Apple On A Naked Tree by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

A mysterious beauty enters Colin's life, opening new doors and stealing his heart.

As everything around him falls apart by her will, no one's for sure if Thom or Ed can save him from the madness he's drowning in.

On a Friday in '86

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Self-Harm, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 37169; Read count: 4351
Published: 18 Jan 2012; Updated: 14 Feb 2012

[Adult] "If...." by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Ed's lazy idyll at Abingdon School is shattered by the sudden appearance of a new boy, a rebellious gymnast and troublemaker.

Scene by scene remake of the film "If...." by Lindsay Anderson, starring teenage Radiohead.

Inspired by this interview:

http://fuckyeahthomyorke.tumblr.com/post/759888330

And this scene in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm9QUed6XA

colin, thom and ed photoshopped into a still from the film If....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Edny, Thed, Thedny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 13 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 33461; Read count: 3141
Published: 06 Jan 2012; Updated: 13 Feb 2012

[Adult] Felix Felicis by frannycutie9 Reviews: 2

Summary:

This is a Harry Potter crossover. Professor Phil Selway teaches Hogwarts' new music class. :)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Fantasy, Friendship
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 222; Read count: 97
Published: 08 Feb 2012; Updated: 08 Feb 2012

[Adult] A Pole by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom invites Ed and Jonny to his house in the middle of the night to look at his new pole. Hilarity ensues.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thedny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2056; Read count: 264
Published: 14 Dec 2011; Updated: 16 Dec 2011

[Everybody] Ripples On A Blank Shore by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2

Summary:

Jonny goes kite flying. Thom can't let him go.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3461; Read count: 383
Published: 13 Dec 2011; Updated: 15 Dec 2011

[Everybody] Jonny Got Jacked by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Well...Jonny got jacked.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Thed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3249; Read count: 311
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011