Nigel
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Other Results: 1 Challenges, 3 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4450
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Adult] The Dance in the Present Tense by lordoftheflies Reviews: 3

Summary:

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Characters: Nigel, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm
Category: Original Fiction, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5277; Read count: 197
Published: 14 Mar 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] The Dance in the Present Tense by lordoftheflies Reviews: 5

Summary:

A ballet dancer's path crosses with Thom Yorke. She teaches ballet to Thom's daughter. Things get dancey, saucy, collaborative and tragic... a bit. 

Characters: Nigel, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm
Category: Original Fiction, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5277; Read count: 270
Published: 14 Mar 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] Cirque Des Deriveurs by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 7

Summary:

Current Chapter: Shadows and Streetlights, Beck, Harley, and the Greenwoods find the secret behind Warsech.

They are a makeshift family...

A circus of young runaways, all with stories and secrets to hide...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18875; Read count: 1841
Published: 20 Apr 2012; Updated: 30 Jan 2013

[Explicit] New Order by Kinchi23 Reviews: 11

Summary:

He changed. Tonight, he changed.  Thom stared, enticed into a trance. Would he let himself fall into questioning? Could he? Thom wasn't sure he could handle most of his own thoughts, forget Colin's enigmatic mind. But still... The sound of the engining propelling the wheels back from Colin's driveway filled the silence of the car.  

 

What was Colin thinking?

 

Just Added: Final Chapter: Ceremony

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Real Family, Self-Harm, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 14 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 29118; Read count: 2488
Published: 30 May 2012; Updated: 29 Nov 2012

[Everybody] Surprise, Surprise by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

What if you came home one day and were greeted by Thom and Friends at your bedroom door?

A glimpse of what would actually happen...

*Finished.*

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3701; Read count: 574
Published: 20 May 2012; Updated: 08 Oct 2012

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 12

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5695
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012

[Adult] Pyramid Song by helsabot Reviews: 28

Summary:

Thom wakes in a Berlin hospital to a black-eyed angel.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3308; Read count: 3522
Published: 23 Nov 2011; Updated: 23 Feb 2012

[Adult] A Pole by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom invites Ed and Jonny to his house in the middle of the night to look at his new pole. Hilarity ensues.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thedny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2056; Read count: 268
Published: 14 Dec 2011; Updated: 16 Dec 2011

[Explicit] And He Huffed and He Puffed by helsabot Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny finds an old photograph, Thom comes back from LA, and things are remembered.

Characters: Jonny, Nigel, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3905; Read count: 800
Published: 16 Jun 2011; Updated: 16 Jun 2011

[Adult] The Time Traveller's Jonny by diem Reviews: 23

Summary:

My blatant cheesecake ripoff of The Time Traveler's Wife.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 71343; Read count: 13397
Published: 26 Feb 2011; Updated: 26 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 3005
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Adult] Untitled by tristan, autononmy, guccipiggie, cheryl, mooty Reviews: 4

Summary:

Nobody on the tourbus can sleep.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Thom Genres: LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2719; Read count: 452
Published: 20 Nov 2010; Updated: 20 Nov 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by cheryl, bandit queen, missbloom, mooty Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom walks silently in circles around the darkened room waiting for the others to return from the latest after-show party. He's already had nearly six pints of lager, his head buzzing with post-show excitement and alcohol induced fuzziness. The door opens slowly as a figure bashfully appears.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other, Thedny, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1952; Read count: 548
Published: 20 Nov 2010; Updated: 20 Nov 2010

[Adult] Take the Money & Run (v 2.0) by beautiful trouble Reviews: 5

Summary:

A re-telling of an previously started story, spruced up for NaNo (except it wouldn't qualify for NaNo because I've cheated).

Jonny 'Fingers' Greenwood is (still) the best damn safe cracker and lockpick in the country, but he's trying to go straight. Can Thom, Colin, Ed and Bunny persuade him to come back for the fabled One Last Job?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 10813; Read count: 1028
Published: 02 Nov 2010; Updated: 10 Nov 2010

[Everybody] It Was On a Friday by mlady Reviews: 0

Summary:

It was a beautiful late summer morning. Hazy sunshine shone through the window of a certain house in a leafy suburb of Oxford.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Thom Genres: LOLZ
Pairings: Edny, Other, Thed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7486; Read count: 196
Published: 30 Mar 2010; Updated: 30 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Untitled by tristan Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom woke up early, slamming his alarm clock with his perfectly manicured fingers, delicately slipping on his paisely robe and fluffy slippers.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1344; Read count: 106
Published: 28 Mar 2010; Updated: 28 Mar 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by tristan Reviews: 0

Summary:

Everything was dark, the sky a murkey blue and the lights that spotted the freeway were hardly guiding. Thom felt uneasy, driving in these conditions, the patchy fog he and Jonny kept driving into.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Nigel, Thom Genres: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 14553; Read count: 309
Published: 21 Mar 2010; Updated: 21 Mar 2010

[Everybody] I Am Going to Write This and You are Going to Like it (About as Much as a Visit to the Dentist) by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

Anyway, that’s, like, Thom and Jonny shit.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 353; Read count: 231
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Explicit] That Time Resumes by helsabot Reviews: 8

Summary:

Colin looks like a beetle, Ed has a birthday, Phil comes back from holiday, Stanley laughs about monkeys, Thom realizes something, and Jonny falls apart.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Non-con, Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 12349; Read count: 1292
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Oxfordville by kestral Reviews: 0

Summary:

There are zombies in Oxford.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1851; Read count: 92
Published: 18 Mar 2010; Updated: 18 Mar 2010

[Everybody] The Cheesecake Connection by kestral Reviews: 0

Summary:

Why Nigel let Ed, Colin and Phil contribute more on In Rainbows.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 718; Read count: 144
Published: 17 Mar 2010; Updated: 17 Mar 2010

[Everybody] The Fluffiest Phil Story Ever by kestral Reviews: 5

Summary:

Phil has a phantastic day.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: Fluffy like Bunnies Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 849; Read count: 190
Published: 17 Mar 2010; Updated: 17 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Radiohead and Zombies by aliciaspinnet Reviews: 6

Summary:

Radiohead are doing what they do best - avoiding doing any work in the studio - when zombies attack. How will Nigel ever get them to buckle down now.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 718; Read count: 162
Published: 16 Mar 2010; Updated: 16 Mar 2010

[Adult] Bewitched, Bothered and Bemused by aliciaspinnet Reviews: 6

Summary:

What if someone cast a love spell, and the whole world saw Thom in the same light we do? And yes, I've ripped off Buffy.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Thed, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Non-con, Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1054; Read count: 320
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 14 Mar 2010