Stipey
Predatory slutmonster.

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Other Results: 1 Challenges, 2 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4367
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6190
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Explicit] A First Time For Everything by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom has never done butt stuff before and Michael wants to explore this with him.

Characters: Stipey, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2021; Read count: 349
Published: 05 Oct 2014; Updated: 13 Oct 2014

[Explicit] New Order by Kinchi23 Reviews: 11

Summary:

He changed. Tonight, he changed.  Thom stared, enticed into a trance. Would he let himself fall into questioning? Could he? Thom wasn't sure he could handle most of his own thoughts, forget Colin's enigmatic mind. But still... The sound of the engining propelling the wheels back from Colin's driveway filled the silence of the car.  

 

What was Colin thinking?

 

Just Added: Final Chapter: Ceremony

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Real Family, Self-Harm, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 14 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 29118; Read count: 2488
Published: 30 May 2012; Updated: 29 Nov 2012

[Adult] Thom & I by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom and Jonny go on holiday by mistake. Blatant rip-off of Withnail & I.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Other, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1023; Read count: 275
Published: 04 Jun 2012; Updated: 04 Jun 2012

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 12

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5693
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012

[Everybody] The Twelfth Night by bittersweetdistractor, Kinchi23 Reviews: 4

Summary:

A retelling of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night; Cheesecake-style. Full of fluff!

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2308; Read count: 384
Published: 22 Mar 2012; Updated: 08 Apr 2012

[Adult] Pyramid Song by helsabot Reviews: 28

Summary:

Thom wakes in a Berlin hospital to a black-eyed angel.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3308; Read count: 3522
Published: 23 Nov 2011; Updated: 23 Feb 2012

[Explicit] Nude by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 2

Summary:

Could there be a better birthday present than having Thom strip for you? Not according to Stipey!

Characters: Stipey, Thom Genres: Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1324; Read count: 432
Published: 01 Dec 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1322
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Explicit] And He Huffed and He Puffed by helsabot Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny finds an old photograph, Thom comes back from LA, and things are remembered.

Characters: Jonny, Nigel, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3905; Read count: 800
Published: 16 Jun 2011; Updated: 16 Jun 2011

[Adult] Separator by Piacoa Reviews: 4

Summary:

Not long after they get together, Thom leaves Jonny. Jonny doesn't understand and has a hard time coping.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5186; Read count: 863
Published: 18 Mar 2011; Updated: 18 Mar 2011

[Adult] The Time Traveller's Jonny by diem Reviews: 23

Summary:

My blatant cheesecake ripoff of The Time Traveler's Wife.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 71343; Read count: 13383
Published: 26 Feb 2011; Updated: 26 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 3001
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Adult] Untitled by mooty, forcetengale, too soon, eleven_11 Reviews: 2

Summary:

Jonny has an emergency. Well, an emergenthy, anyway.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2997; Read count: 499
Published: 20 Nov 2010; Updated: 20 Nov 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by punchdrunklove, forcetengale, bandit queen, guccipiggie, cheryl, tristan, spinningsiren, eleven_11 Reviews: 2

Summary:

In which sexy times happen in a steam room and Stipey just doesn't seem to be able to keep his balance.

Characters: Colin, Stipey, Thom Genres: LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3140; Read count: 214
Published: 14 Nov 2010; Updated: 14 Nov 2010

[Explicit] Stairway to Paradise by forcetengale, beautiful trouble, forcetengale, diem Reviews: 13

Summary:

"He looks like a freelance rent boy who sleeps with jazz musicians in smoke filled london in the 30s."

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 155722; Read count: 5220
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] One by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 3

Summary:

They could both hear Thom and Michael going at each other next door. Could Thom be any more inconsiderate?

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5126; Read count: 366
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Threads That Are Golden Donít Break Easily by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 1

Summary:

He knew Thom was drifting further and further away. Oh Jonny felt so lost without him. Something was entirely wrong. He felt it in the bottom of his stomach.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4519; Read count: 350
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Adult] Discordia by discordia Reviews: 8

Summary:

Things were going perfectly well for Jonny Greenwood, until a certain red-headed airship captain decided to go and crash into the field he was standing in.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 9729; Read count: 1067
Published: 01 Jun 2010; Updated: 16 Aug 2010

[Adult] Number and Location by beautiful trouble Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom's slutty AFP antics aren't just onstage.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1410; Read count: 652
Published: 18 May 2010; Updated: 18 May 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by tropicofcancer Reviews: 4

Summary:

“Are you okay?” The voice was close to Thom’s ear. “For god’s sake Michael, you startled me!!! Don’t do that!” he shrieked.

Characters: Stipey, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 735; Read count: 218
Published: 21 Mar 2010; Updated: 21 Mar 2010

[Everybody] A Story About Radiohead by helsabot Reviews: 6

Summary:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE TICKETS WENT ON SALE WHILE I WAS IN THE LOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 556; Read count: 156
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Subterranean Homesick Alien by helsabot Reviews: 6

Summary:

There is a boy, and the silver, burning moons that were not the moon kissed his palms, and he is Jonny. The boy was Jonny and the orbs in his hands were not the moon.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fantasy, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18715; Read count: 611
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] The one I've left behind by kestral Reviews: 5

Summary:

Years after Stipe has had his way with Jonny, their paths cross again.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: Fire: Stipe / Jonny series Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 794; Read count: 214
Published: 18 Mar 2010; Updated: 18 Mar 2010