Genres: Smut
Stories

[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 7

Summary:

AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.

 

(this fic is in a hiatus bc i'm writing ANOTHER fic sorry D:)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13975; Read count: 405
Published: 31 Jan 2017; Updated: 16 Mar 2017

[Explicit] Hotel "Groupie" by Rimerto Reviews: 6

Summary:

22 year old Radiohead fan, Diana, meets with her internet friend (and fellow Radiohead fan) for the first time in real life. They've decided to go to their favourite band's concert together, but little does Diana know, the hotel they'll be staying at, will change her forever. Though a rollercoaster of feelings, sex, music, and friendship, Diana will get to live her fantasies and find out some things about herself.

Characters: Jonny Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 22803; Read count: 370
Published: 16 Feb 2017; Updated: 01 Mar 2017

[Adult] Forget About Your House of Cards by sunflowerthommy Reviews: 8

Summary:

There comes a point in everyone’s lives when you go through a journey of self-discovery. For some it’s early in their lives, for others it’s later. Everyone grows at a different rate. Jonny had his epiphany when he was 40. He divorced his wife and focused solely on composing music…. And men. Thom, a 20-something year old pianist, has his life all figured out. Move to London, become a featured soloist for the London Contemporary Orchestra, and settle down with a nice lady. But one day, the Jonny Greenwood comes in to rehearse a show with the featured soloists, Thom realizes his life was more than meets the eye. Aka a story about Thonny and their journeys of self-discovery. And a lot of gay. Dedicated to Ana who proofread this and gave me such helpful advice on publishing it. And my amazing girlfriend, Gaja. Your encouragement means the world to me always. Thank you. Enjoy!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 12 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 44362; Read count: 974
Published: 24 Dec 2016; Updated: 23 Feb 2017

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4450
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 4

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 136
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6208
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Explicit] A First Time For Everything by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom has never done butt stuff before and Michael wants to explore this with him.

Characters: Stipey, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2021; Read count: 349
Published: 05 Oct 2014; Updated: 13 Oct 2014

[Adult] Ok Computer by colin-charles-greenwood Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom has become depressed and Jonny tries to help. Obviously with a bit of guidance from Colin, which may or may not be listened to.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 198; Read count: 510
Published: 14 Sep 2014; Updated: 21 Sep 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2987; Read count: 390
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 26 Aug 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 1

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2488; Read count: 193
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 13 Jul 2014

[Explicit] Thom/Beck - Part 2 by this Reviews: 1

Summary:

1994 was only yesterday; the world had no idea how big a certain creep and loser were going to get. This is a very dirty story. Thom/Beck, Thom/Jonny, Thom/Jonny/Colin, Stipey/Thom, Leigh/Beck, Beck/Justin, Beck/Channing, Thurston/Beck. 

(Also involving Colin Greenwood, Channing Hansen, Nigel Godrich, Chris Martin, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Stanley Donwood, Kim Gordon, Thurston Moore, Leigh Limon, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, Michael Stipe, etc)

This story is a work of fiction. It is based on much I know to be true; much I suspect to be true; a whole bunch of fantasy; and speculation somewhere in-between. It goes, I believe, without saying, that it is written all along the way with love.

This work does not reflect the author's personal views on Scientology. It does not intend to pry, criticize, or hurt, and means utmost respect to all real people involved and implied, except maybe Chris Martin (just fuckin with ya Chris).

There is no shame in writing or reading about sex; everyone has fantasies. 

Characters: Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 31088; Read count: 3172
Published: 15 Dec 2012; Updated: 22 Apr 2014

[Explicit] Sweater Thief by whatisUP Reviews: 5

Summary: In which Jonny finds someone's sweater and Thom goes to retrieve it.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1513; Read count: 776
Published: 29 Sep 2013; Updated: 29 Sep 2013

[Explicit] All this Fuss Over a Record? by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Colin is a very good brother, Thom is a right bastard, and Jonny ith rather thenthitive.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2376; Read count: 351
Published: 02 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Explicit] I Told You So! by whatisUP Reviews: 6

Summary: In which Jonny is a kinky little shit, Thom is a complete whore, and Colin doesn’t believe a word of it.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3418; Read count: 750
Published: 03 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Explicit] Gecko by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Jonny is afraid of reptiles and Thom helps to alleviate this by being there.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4239; Read count: 603
Published: 24 Aug 2013; Updated: 25 Aug 2013

[Explicit] I Wouldn't Dare by bluebyrd11 Reviews: 8

Summary:

"Oh, come on, Thom. Don't be so mean to my baby brother!" Colin shot back. Jonny looked down avoiding Thom's glare. He turned crimson red.

Characters: Jonny Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1367; Read count: 901
Published: 22 Jul 2013; Updated: 26 Jul 2013

[Adult] Seems Innocent Enough by glenda99 Reviews: 6

Summary:

Thom convinces Jonny to give him a haircut. Thom has ulterier motives.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3288; Read count: 778
Published: 24 May 2013; Updated: 31 May 2013

[Explicit] Night of The Living Thom by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 1

Summary:

"No fangirl should ever have to decide between life and being brutally eaten." 5AM crack fic based on recent photographic events.

Characters: Thom Genres: Crack, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 855; Read count: 261
Published: 16 Apr 2013; Updated: 17 Apr 2013

[Explicit] Get Me Off: An Insomniac Adventure by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 10

Summary:

Thom decides to give Ed a filthy phone call. Filthy things ensue.

Characters: Ed, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2946; Read count: 1009
Published: 06 Sep 2012; Updated: 15 Apr 2013

[Explicit] The Controller by Yaledo Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood is the controller.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Dubcon, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3239; Read count: 1473
Published: 02 Dec 2011; Updated: 10 Mar 2013

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 5

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 312
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013

[Explicit] Thom/Beck by this Reviews: 8

Summary:

1994 was only yesterday; the world had no idea how big a certain creep and loser were going to get. This is a very dirty story. Thom/Beck, Thom/Beck/Jonny, Thom/Jonny, Leigh/Beck, Beck/Justin, Beck/Channing, Thom/Colin, Colin/Jonny.

(Also involving Colin Greenwood, Channing Hansen, Nigel Godrich, Chris Martin, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Stanley Donwood, Thurston Moore, Leigh Limon, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, etc)

This story is a work of fiction. It is based on much I know to be true; much I suspect to be true; a whole bunch of fantasy; and speculation somewhere in-between. It goes, I believe, without saying, that it is written all along the way with love.

This work does not reflect the author's personal views on Scientology. It does not intend to pry, criticize, or hurt, and means utmost respect to all real people involved and implied, except maybe Chris Martin (just fuckin with ya Chris).

There is no shame in writing or reading about sex; everyone has fantasies. 

Characters: Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 40 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 71769; Read count: 9409
Published: 13 Feb 2012; Updated: 14 Dec 2012

[Explicit] Meeting in the Aisle. by humanraccoon Reviews: 7

Summary:

Ed is back from Manchester. Lovey Dovey Smutty thing. Kind of a sequel to "Down is the New Up" May add more chapters later.

Characters: Colin, Ed Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2008; Read count: 455
Published: 11 Sep 2012; Updated: 20 Sep 2012

[Explicit] Lotus Eater by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom and FlyLo, of course.

"That’s funny because a lot of people ask about that and say, "Why don't you make it sound like (Thom) because it’s him." But I tell them it’s not about him. It’s my album. All these things are textures to me. I’ll pitch Thom all the way down if it sounds right. And that is why Thom fucks with me because I’m not afraid to fuck with it like that." - Flying Lotus

Characters: Other, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7203; Read count: 391
Published: 11 Aug 2012; Updated: 24 Aug 2012

[Explicit] Down Is the New Up. by humanraccoon Reviews: 6

Summary:

Ed and Colin have a sweet night.

Characters: Colin, Ed Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 854; Read count: 372
Published: 15 Jul 2012; Updated: 29 Jul 2012