Genres: First Time
Other Results: 1 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4450
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Adult] Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by planet-tellex, radiohoe Reviews: 6

Summary:

In which Colin and Jonny are angels sent down to protect a musical prodigy, but angels, demons, band practice, and homework do not mix. 

 

Would not recommend for Christians or Oasis fans. 

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 43974; Read count: 2267
Published: 31 Aug 2016; Updated: 01 Sep 2016

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2987; Read count: 390
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 26 Aug 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 1

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2488; Read count: 193
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 13 Jul 2014

[Explicit] Sweater Thief by whatisUP Reviews: 5

Summary: In which Jonny finds someone's sweater and Thom goes to retrieve it.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1513; Read count: 776
Published: 29 Sep 2013; Updated: 29 Sep 2013

[Explicit] Gecko by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Jonny is afraid of reptiles and Thom helps to alleviate this by being there.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4239; Read count: 603
Published: 24 Aug 2013; Updated: 25 Aug 2013

[Adult] Untitled by ellipticalcaress Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom realises just exactly how he feels about Jonny.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 933; Read count: 1146
Published: 27 Dec 2012; Updated: 20 Jul 2013

[Adult] Seems Innocent Enough by glenda99 Reviews: 6

Summary:

Thom convinces Jonny to give him a haircut. Thom has ulterier motives.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3288; Read count: 778
Published: 24 May 2013; Updated: 31 May 2013

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 5

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 312
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013

[Explicit] Cirque Des Deriveurs by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 7

Summary:

Current Chapter: Shadows and Streetlights, Beck, Harley, and the Greenwoods find the secret behind Warsech.

They are a makeshift family...

A circus of young runaways, all with stories and secrets to hide...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18875; Read count: 1841
Published: 20 Apr 2012; Updated: 30 Jan 2013

[Explicit] Popcorn SuperGay Receiver by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 10

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood Is The Controller after he takes control of the malfunctioning Cheesecake Archive, then Three Characters Go In Search Of An Author Self-Insert. And if you're still reading, you finally find out what the hell been going on.

Thanks to Twisted Words for the image meme.

Thank you so much to Kinchi23 for allowing me to use her character, Gwen, and the world of her story, Hearing Damaged. Borrowed with humour, and huge amounts of love.

Inspired by a prompt suggested by nononono11 so blame / thank her for the concept: Thom and Jonny joking around about Thonny with a fangirl leads to... actual Thonny!

 

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Meta, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 38461; Read count: 3360
Published: 25 Mar 2012; Updated: 22 Apr 2012

[Explicit] It's All Right, It's All Wrong by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 10

Summary:

Ed and Jonny

*Last chapter!!* Jonny's in love with Ed, who's the psychology teacher. Jonny's only a fourth former. Set in 1960's Abingdon. Going to be updated regularly.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 15250; Read count: 6370
Published: 01 Feb 2012; Updated: 19 Apr 2012

[Explicit] Two Colors In My Head by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Jonny was coming over. No big deal. Calm it down, Thom. It’s just Jonny. It’s just Colin’s younger brother. One of your best friends. Your boyfriend. No big deal. Yeah, no big fucking deal.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7653; Read count: 1602
Published: 13 Dec 2011; Updated: 15 Dec 2011

[Explicit] Shenanigans by beautiful trouble Reviews: 11

Summary:

Sometimes to put things right between you and the one you love you have to travel back in time and teach yourself gay sex tips.

Characters: Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3387; Read count: 1422
Published: 08 Dec 2011; Updated: 08 Dec 2011

[Everybody] Anyone Can Play Guitar by beautiful trouble Reviews: 9

Summary:

It's Radiohead, Jim, but not as we know it. Jenny starts at a new school and meets her brother Colin's friend, Thom...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, First Time, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 10623; Read count: 1420
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 30 Jul 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1325
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Explicit] By Hook or by Crook by helsabot, beautiful trouble Reviews: 8

Summary:

AU set in the late 1800s in Los Angeles and New Orleans. Jonny's family has moved from England to the States due to the success of their business. There in Los Angeles, an English stranger makes plans to wed his sister. Hijinks ensue and include (but are not limited to) hats, waistcoats, tight trousers, horses, robberies, Tom Waits, and more hats.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3067; Read count: 681
Published: 20 Jun 2011; Updated: 20 Jun 2011

[Explicit] Ex Corde Caritas by beautiful trouble, diem Reviews: 24

Summary:

"Someone needs to write about Schoolboy Thonny. In bathroom stalls. Behind shelves in the library."

"Corrupting the young, shy, swishy haired new music teacher. Who can't resist even though it's breaking all these rules.

...I should stop thinking about that.
"

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 69453; Read count: 32763
Published: 15 Mar 2010; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Explicit] The Doctor Is In by volume10 Reviews: 9

Summary:

Thom has a new doctor.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Radiohead slash; Series: Dr. Greenwood and Mr. Yorke Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4572; Read count: 3390
Published: 27 Apr 2011; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Adult] A Heavy Heart by Lolwut Reviews: 3

Summary:

Even almost thirty years later, Thom knows the one he loved could never be replaced.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3074; Read count: 3940
Published: 02 Aug 2010; Updated: 20 Apr 2011

[Explicit] Birds by volume10 Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom comforts Jonny a little beyond the realms of comfort when his beloved pet dies.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2343; Read count: 758
Published: 31 Jan 2011; Updated: 01 Feb 2011

[Adult] Whispers by grindline Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom was a permanent fixture in their home. His presence was like the coffee table, or the ceramic figurine of Christ kept on the mantle, unassuming, expected and most of all, constant. Jonny often came home from school to find the blonde boy standing in the kitchen, eating toast with jam, or perhaps drinking milk straight from the pitcher, his wild eye blinking lazily. He'd often join him until Colin returned from his after school activities, talking idly about everything from classes to the bullies at school who mocked him for his strange face and stupid haircut. Sometimes Jonny thought he saw the other boy more than he saw his own mother... and that was probably right. In comparison to Thom, Jonny hardly saw their mum. Most days he didn't really mind though.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1655; Read count: 535
Published: 01 Nov 2010; Updated: 02 Nov 2010

[Adult] The Treehouse by radioconvert Reviews: 8

Summary:

An old treehouse has a lot of memories for Colin.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 19618; Read count: 987
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Thonny, Interrupted by radioconvert Reviews: 6

Summary:

Thom wants Ed and Colin to leave already because he and Jonny have PLANS.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 6014; Read count: 1485
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Frost is gathered at the edges of the window by radioconvert Reviews: 6

Summary:

Thom has never seen, never imagined Jonny like this.  For years he’s just been Colin’s weird, quiet kid brother.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7714; Read count: 2203
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010