Genres: LOLZ
Stories

[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 9

Summary:

AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13975; Read count: 316
Published: 31 Jan 2017; Updated: 16 Mar 2017

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 3

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 120
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 11

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6084
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 2

Summary:

A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.

WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY

philly

 

 

 

*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 401; Read count: 97
Published: 27 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Aug 2013

[Explicit] Gecko by whatisUP Reviews: 8

Summary: In which Jonny is afraid of reptiles and Thom helps to alleviate this by being there.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4239; Read count: 587
Published: 24 Aug 2013; Updated: 25 Aug 2013

[Explicit] The First Night of Summer by Kinchi23 Reviews: 17

Summary:

A magical Thonny night. Craziness guaranteed.

***Final Chapter: Night at the Inn (Part III)

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Crack, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 14834; Read count: 4667
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 09 Aug 2013

[Everybody] Allergic to Cheesecake by PhilipSelway Reviews: 6

Summary:

Phil stumbles upon a fateful email… that changes his perspective on Radiohead forever.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8098; Read count: 1786
Published: 18 Jul 2013; Updated: 19 Jul 2013

[Adult] Jon Jon's Birthday Surprise *ILLUSTRATION INCLUDED* by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 5

Summary:

A Present for Jonny.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1179; Read count: 242
Published: 15 Apr 2013; Updated: 15 Apr 2013

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 4

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 300
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013

[Everybody] Surprise, Surprise by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

What if you came home one day and were greeted by Thom and Friends at your bedroom door?

A glimpse of what would actually happen...

*Finished.*

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3701; Read count: 568
Published: 20 May 2012; Updated: 08 Oct 2012

[Explicit] Popcorn SuperGay Receiver by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood Is The Controller after he takes control of the malfunctioning Cheesecake Archive, then Three Characters Go In Search Of An Author Self-Insert. And if you're still reading, you finally find out what the hell been going on.

Thanks to Twisted Words for the image meme.

Thank you so much to Kinchi23 for allowing me to use her character, Gwen, and the world of her story, Hearing Damaged. Borrowed with humour, and huge amounts of love.

Inspired by a prompt suggested by nononono11 so blame / thank her for the concept: Thom and Jonny joking around about Thonny with a fangirl leads to... actual Thonny!

 

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Meta, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 38461; Read count: 3347
Published: 25 Mar 2012; Updated: 22 Apr 2012

[Everybody] The Twelfth Night by bittersweetdistractor, Kinchi23 Reviews: 1

Summary:

A retelling of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night; Cheesecake-style. Full of fluff!

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2308; Read count: 376
Published: 22 Mar 2012; Updated: 08 Apr 2012

[Everybody] Cupcake Socialism by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 3

Summary:

Jonny wants cupcakes. Thom gives him a lecture on cake as a metaphor for socialism versus Neo-Liberal economic policy.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 900; Read count: 231
Published: 06 Feb 2012; Updated: 06 Feb 2012

[Adult] Photoshoot by Kinchi23 Reviews: 2

Summary:

“Why do all of your pictures look like that?”

            “Look like what?”

            “You-you’re posing! Your body’s all like…and your face is all…what the hell, Jonny?”

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Coedny, Edny, Thed, Thedzie, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 842; Read count: 502
Published: 25 Dec 2011; Updated: 26 Dec 2011

[Adult] A Pole by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom invites Ed and Jonny to his house in the middle of the night to look at his new pole. Hilarity ensues.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thedny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2056; Read count: 264
Published: 14 Dec 2011; Updated: 16 Dec 2011

[Everybody] Jonny Got Jacked by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Well...Jonny got jacked.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Thed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3249; Read count: 311
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Everybody] Bittersweet Distractor by Kinchi23 Reviews: 1

Summary:

Colin can't focus.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 567; Read count: 249
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Adult] Radiohead at Christmas by Citizen Insane Reviews: 4

Summary:

As the title implies. Beer gravy and wrestling!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1379; Read count: 304
Published: 04 Apr 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Everybody] The Absolute Best Cheesecake by insertsomethingwittyhere Reviews: 3

Summary:

Technically written by a friend of mine as well, but he refuses to take credit. It was a group effort.

Thom and Jonny and cake and a special guest.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Fantasy, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 136; Read count: 161
Published: 22 Apr 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Adult] Unicorns and Mermen and Cowboys, Oh My! by volume10 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom has a very, very strange dream.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy, LOLZ
Pairings: Phizzie, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1812; Read count: 213
Published: 02 May 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1295
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Everybody] You Were So Fucking Special by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Creep would always be about heartbreak, most famously Thom’s but what most people did not know was that it was about Jonny’s too. Those tears in his eyes came forth in recognition that those words written were about Jonny, his unrequited love for Thom.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 12969; Read count: 573
Published: 03 Jun 2011; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Adult] A Heavy Heart by Lolwut Reviews: 1

Summary:

Even almost thirty years later, Thom knows the one he loved could never be replaced.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3074; Read count: 3895
Published: 02 Aug 2010; Updated: 20 Apr 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 2955
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Adult] A Wild John Lennon Appeared! by insertsomethingwittyhere Reviews: 8

Summary:

I was writing a cheesecake and then I accidentally typo'd Thom as "John" and then I just went with it. The beginning is lost somewhere in a different world and it may seem a bit weird since you're reading from the middle, but it's all just for fun anyway, so here you go.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 570; Read count: 195
Published: 29 Jan 2011; Updated: 29 Jan 2011