[Adult] Corp, Fic. by radiohoe Reviews: 9
AU in which corporate wars want to get the best of the boys.
Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.
Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.
A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 2
A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.
WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY
*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
[Explicit] The First Night of Summer by Kinchi23 Reviews: 17
A magical Thonny night. Craziness guaranteed.
***Final Chapter: Night at the Inn (Part III)
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
[Everybody] Allergic to Cheesecake by PhilipSelway Reviews: 6
Phil stumbles upon a fateful email… that changes his perspective on Radiohead forever.
A Present for Jonny.
[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 4
Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
[Everybody] Surprise, Surprise by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6
What if you came home one day and were greeted by Thom and Friends at your bedroom door?
A glimpse of what would actually happen...
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
[Explicit] Popcorn SuperGay Receiver by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9
Jonny Greenwood Is The Controller after he takes control of the malfunctioning Cheesecake Archive, then Three Characters Go In Search Of An Author Self-Insert. And if you're still reading, you finally find out what the hell been going on.
Thanks to Twisted Words for the image meme.
Thank you so much to Kinchi23 for allowing me to use her character, Gwen, and the world of her story, Hearing Damaged. Borrowed with humour, and huge amounts of love.
Inspired by a prompt suggested by nononono11 so blame / thank her for the concept: Thom and Jonny joking around about Thonny with a fangirl leads to... actual Thonny!
[Everybody] The Twelfth Night by bittersweetdistractor, Kinchi23 Reviews: 1
A retelling of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night; Cheesecake-style. Full of fluff!
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
[Everybody] Cupcake Socialism by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 3
Jonny wants cupcakes. Thom gives him a lecture on cake as a metaphor for socialism versus Neo-Liberal economic policy.
[Adult] Photoshoot by Kinchi23 Reviews: 2
“Why do all of your pictures look like that?”
“Look like what?”
“You-you’re posing! Your body’s all like…and your face is all…what the hell, Jonny?”
Pairings: Coed, Coedny, Edny, Thed, Thedzie, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
[Adult] A Pole by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2
Thom invites Ed and Jonny to his house in the middle of the night to look at his new pole. Hilarity ensues.
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thedny
[Everybody] Jonny Got Jacked by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3
Well...Jonny got jacked.
Pairings: Thed, Thonny
[Everybody] Bittersweet Distractor by Kinchi23 Reviews: 1
Colin can't focus.
[Adult] Radiohead at Christmas by Citizen Insane Reviews: 4
As the title implies. Beer gravy and wrestling!
[Everybody] The Absolute Best Cheesecake by insertsomethingwittyhere Reviews: 3
Technically written by a friend of mine as well, but he refuses to take credit. It was a group effort.
Thom and Jonny and cake and a special guest.
[Adult] Unicorns and Mermen and Cowboys, Oh My! by volume10 Reviews: 3
Thom has a very, very strange dream.
Pairings: Phizzie, Thonny
[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2
Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
[Everybody] You Were So Fucking Special by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3
Creep would always be about heartbreak, most famously Thom’s but what most people did not know was that it was about Jonny’s too. Those tears in his eyes came forth in recognition that those words written were about Jonny, his unrequited love for Thom.
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family
[Adult] A Heavy Heart by Lolwut Reviews: 1
Even almost thirty years later, Thom knows the one he loved could never be replaced.
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex
[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3
A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
[Adult] A Wild John Lennon Appeared! by insertsomethingwittyhere Reviews: 8
I was writing a cheesecake and then I accidentally typo'd Thom as "John" and then I just went with it. The beginning is lost somewhere in a different world and it may seem a bit weird since you're reading from the middle, but it's all just for fun anyway, so here you go.