Genres: Crack
Stories

[Explicit] Cottaging by radiohoe Reviews: 3

Summary:

Based on the amazing tweets of Jonathan Richard Guy Greenwood.

Dedicated to Debora, who suffers as much as I do with those awful tweets.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4055; Read count: 120
Published: 25 Dec 2016; Updated: 25 Dec 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 11

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6062
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Adult] Insomina's Spaghetti by Kinchi23 Reviews: 5

Summary:

Letters of correspondence between Radiohead members during their first years of university. Each place is different, and they all soon realize there's nothing quite like Abingdon's glory days.

*Experimental fic: may not be permanent. Trying to gain my footing with this concept.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 699; Read count: 249
Published: 02 Apr 2014; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Everybody] "We lost Goldilocks." by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 2

Summary:

A complete and acurate* recount of how Phil lost his hair.

WARNING: VERY SHORT STORY

philly

 

 

 

*this story is not entirely acurate but the author estimates it is at least 99% factual. if you have a problem with any of the contents, please file a complaint with the station on which you heard it, though in the authors opinion if you are reading this and not the story you probably don't care that much and should just leave while you have the chance.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 401; Read count: 97
Published: 27 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Aug 2013

[Explicit] The First Night of Summer by Kinchi23 Reviews: 17

Summary:

A magical Thonny night. Craziness guaranteed.

***Final Chapter: Night at the Inn (Part III)

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Character Study, Crack, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 14834; Read count: 4665
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 09 Aug 2013

[Everybody] Allergic to Cheesecake by PhilipSelway Reviews: 6

Summary:

Phil stumbles upon a fateful email… that changes his perspective on Radiohead forever.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8098; Read count: 1786
Published: 18 Jul 2013; Updated: 19 Jul 2013

[Explicit] Night of The Living Thom by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 2

Summary:

"No fangirl should ever have to decide between life and being brutally eaten." 5AM crack fic based on recent photographic events.

Characters: Thom Genres: Crack, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 855; Read count: 258
Published: 16 Apr 2013; Updated: 17 Apr 2013

[Adult] Jon Jon's Birthday Surprise *ILLUSTRATION INCLUDED* by colinsbisexualtendencies Reviews: 5

Summary:

A Present for Jonny.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1179; Read count: 242
Published: 15 Apr 2013; Updated: 15 Apr 2013

[Everybody] Surprise, Surprise by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

What if you came home one day and were greeted by Thom and Friends at your bedroom door?

A glimpse of what would actually happen...

*Finished.*

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3701; Read count: 568
Published: 20 May 2012; Updated: 08 Oct 2012

[Adult] Thom & I by helsabot Reviews: 1

Summary:

Thom and Jonny go on holiday by mistake. Blatant rip-off of Withnail & I.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Other, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1023; Read count: 270
Published: 04 Jun 2012; Updated: 04 Jun 2012

[Everybody] The Twelfth Night by bittersweetdistractor, Kinchi23 Reviews: 1

Summary:

A retelling of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night; Cheesecake-style. Full of fluff!

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2308; Read count: 376
Published: 22 Mar 2012; Updated: 08 Apr 2012

[Adult] Photoshoot by Kinchi23 Reviews: 2

Summary:

“Why do all of your pictures look like that?”

            “Look like what?”

            “You-you’re posing! Your body’s all like…and your face is all…what the hell, Jonny?”

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Coedny, Edny, Thed, Thedzie, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 842; Read count: 502
Published: 25 Dec 2011; Updated: 26 Dec 2011

[Adult] A Pole by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom invites Ed and Jonny to his house in the middle of the night to look at his new pole. Hilarity ensues.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thedny
Warnings/Promises: Coldplay
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2056; Read count: 264
Published: 14 Dec 2011; Updated: 16 Dec 2011

[Explicit] Shenanigans by beautiful trouble Reviews: 10

Summary:

Sometimes to put things right between you and the one you love you have to travel back in time and teach yourself gay sex tips.

Characters: Thom Genres: Crack, Fantasy, First Time, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3387; Read count: 1399
Published: 08 Dec 2011; Updated: 08 Dec 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1294
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Adult] The Time Traveller's Jonny by diem Reviews: 17

Summary:

My blatant cheesecake ripoff of The Time Traveler's Wife.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 71343; Read count: 13267
Published: 26 Feb 2011; Updated: 26 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 2955
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Adult] A Wild John Lennon Appeared! by insertsomethingwittyhere Reviews: 8

Summary:

I was writing a cheesecake and then I accidentally typo'd Thom as "John" and then I just went with it. The beginning is lost somewhere in a different world and it may seem a bit weird since you're reading from the middle, but it's all just for fun anyway, so here you go.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 570; Read count: 195
Published: 29 Jan 2011; Updated: 29 Jan 2011

[Adult] Untitled by mooty Reviews: 0

Summary:

Thom needs a police uniform. No-one's sure why.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: Thil, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1876; Read count: 192
Published: 14 Nov 2010; Updated: 14 Nov 2010

[Adult] Take the Money & Run (v 2.0) by beautiful trouble Reviews: 4

Summary:

A re-telling of an previously started story, spruced up for NaNo (except it wouldn't qualify for NaNo because I've cheated).

Jonny 'Fingers' Greenwood is (still) the best damn safe cracker and lockpick in the country, but he's trying to go straight. Can Thom, Colin, Ed and Bunny persuade him to come back for the fabled One Last Job?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 10813; Read count: 1012
Published: 02 Nov 2010; Updated: 10 Nov 2010

[Adult] Being Thom Yorke by radioconvert Reviews: 2

Summary:

Ever seen Being John Malkovich?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7396; Read count: 1097
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Adult] Untitled by partingthewaves Reviews: 3

Summary:

All was well in Radiohead Land – or was it?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack
Pairings: Edny, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2000; Read count: 207
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Everybody] Freaky on a Friday by diem Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom and Ed switch bodies.

Characters: None Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Edny, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 14872; Read count: 3593
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Adult] Ed Bakes by too soon Reviews: 6

Summary:

Ed bakes, there are vision quests, Phil keeps everyone in line.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 19517; Read count: 183
Published: 13 Apr 2010; Updated: 13 Apr 2010

[Adult] untitled by ripey Reviews: 5

Summary:

When a mysterious dildo-like object is found at a crime scene, only the Masked Manipulator can solve it.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Character Death
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3906; Read count: 62
Published: 08 Apr 2010; Updated: 08 Apr 2010