Warnings/Promises: Violence
Other Results: 3 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6208
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Adult] The God Complex by KindaKinksKontroversy Reviews: 1

Summary:

Basically Death Note rewritten to feature Radiohead and plenty of Thom/Light on Jonny/L action! Colin also stars as a gender flipped Misa Amane. Ryuk, A death god known to humans as a Shinigami, drops his Death Note in the human world. By chance young Abingdon student Thom Yorke picks up the Death Note and begins using it to rid the world of evil, intending to become God of the new world. This is a dark story of one boy and his God complex.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 696; Read count: 118
Published: 18 May 2014; Updated: 03 Jun 2014

[Adult] In a City of the Future by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 6

Summary:

This story will probably change quite a bit as I'm not really sure where it's going.....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7158; Read count: 808
Published: 20 Feb 2013; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Adult] If These Cushions Could Talk by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 13

Summary:

Jonny's couch tells a story about Jonny and Thom and their mutual attraction to each other.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Non-con, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13917; Read count: 2182
Published: 01 Feb 2012; Updated: 13 Jul 2013

[Explicit] The Controller by Yaledo Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood is the controller.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Dubcon, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3239; Read count: 1473
Published: 02 Dec 2011; Updated: 10 Mar 2013

[Adult] There There by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 11

Summary:

An obsessed fan loses her sanity when she realizes she can summon Thom by sheer mindpower...at least, that's what she thinks happened......

This was posted before, but I got paranoid and took it down. So here it is again.....sorry. I can't help but feel like this is a horrible story for lots of different reasons. It's also the first story I've ever written. So....yeah.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19659; Read count: 2201
Published: 26 Sep 2011; Updated: 21 Dec 2012

[Explicit] New Order by Kinchi23 Reviews: 11

Summary:

He changed. Tonight, he changed.  Thom stared, enticed into a trance. Would he let himself fall into questioning? Could he? Thom wasn't sure he could handle most of his own thoughts, forget Colin's enigmatic mind. But still... The sound of the engining propelling the wheels back from Colin's driveway filled the silence of the car.  

 

What was Colin thinking?

 

Just Added: Final Chapter: Ceremony

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Real Family, Self-Harm, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 14 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 29118; Read count: 2488
Published: 30 May 2012; Updated: 29 Nov 2012

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 12

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5695
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012

[Adult] United States of Jonny by diem Reviews: 18

Summary:


Jonny has multiple personalities.  Obviously stolen from the TV show United States of Tara.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19890; Read count: 5260
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 31 Mar 2012

[Explicit] Constructing Parallel Worlds by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 21

Summary:

Thom mistakenly agrees to an interview with a "Feminist Porn Magazine." Complications ensue. Sexy complications.

Advance notice, the ending is pretty grim, and will probably come as a massive shock, so consider yourselves warned.

Inspired by many, many Thom Yorke interviews I've read/watched on the internet, this is an attempt to construct a kind of character-sketch of a quintessential "Thom Yorke Interview" - but also very clearly inspired by a specific interview where Thom had such chemistry - such specifically sexual chemistry - with the interviewer that I wanted to explore that, and answer the question "What if...?"

This story also contains alternate lifestyles, frank discussion of Asexuality, consensual but very rough and sometimes violent sex, paganism, folk dancing, wife-swapping, cheese-eating vegans, and also lesbians. Do not read if offended by any of this.

Characters: Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: Parallel Worlds Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 119962; Read count: 5248
Published: 17 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Mar 2012

[Adult] "If...." by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Ed's lazy idyll at Abingdon School is shattered by the sudden appearance of a new boy, a rebellious gymnast and troublemaker.

Scene by scene remake of the film "If...." by Lindsay Anderson, starring teenage Radiohead.

Inspired by this interview:

http://fuckyeahthomyorke.tumblr.com/post/759888330

And this scene in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm9QUed6XA

colin, thom and ed photoshopped into a still from the film If....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Edny, Thed, Thedny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 13 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 33461; Read count: 3172
Published: 06 Jan 2012; Updated: 13 Feb 2012

[Explicit] By Hook or by Crook by helsabot, beautiful trouble Reviews: 8

Summary:

AU set in the late 1800s in Los Angeles and New Orleans. Jonny's family has moved from England to the States due to the success of their business. There in Los Angeles, an English stranger makes plans to wed his sister. Hijinks ensue and include (but are not limited to) hats, waistcoats, tight trousers, horses, robberies, Tom Waits, and more hats.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3067; Read count: 681
Published: 20 Jun 2011; Updated: 20 Jun 2011

[Adult] The Time Traveller's Jonny by diem Reviews: 23

Summary:

My blatant cheesecake ripoff of The Time Traveler's Wife.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 71343; Read count: 13397
Published: 26 Feb 2011; Updated: 26 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Untitled by mooty, autononmy, too soon Reviews: 0

Summary:

"Colin?" Thom breathed, smiling slightly. He reached out to brush some wet strands of hair away from his friend's face but withdrew sharply. "You're bleeding," he said.

Colin closed his eyes and reached up to touch his face. "So I am," he said, and collapsed.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2986; Read count: 521
Published: 20 Nov 2010; Updated: 20 Nov 2010

[Adult] Take the Money & Run (v 2.0) by beautiful trouble Reviews: 5

Summary:

A re-telling of an previously started story, spruced up for NaNo (except it wouldn't qualify for NaNo because I've cheated).

Jonny 'Fingers' Greenwood is (still) the best damn safe cracker and lockpick in the country, but he's trying to go straight. Can Thom, Colin, Ed and Bunny persuade him to come back for the fabled One Last Job?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 10813; Read count: 1028
Published: 02 Nov 2010; Updated: 10 Nov 2010

[Explicit] Stairway to Paradise by forcetengale, beautiful trouble, forcetengale, diem Reviews: 13

Summary:

"He looks like a freelance rent boy who sleeps with jazz musicians in smoke filled london in the 30s."

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 155722; Read count: 5239
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] I told Colin once that I would do anything for him. by neon Reviews: 0

Summary:

If Thom can't have the one he wants, he'll force the other.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Non-con, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1073; Read count: 462
Published: 22 Oct 2010; Updated: 22 Oct 2010

[Adult] Nearer My God To Thee by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

He was completely lost without his partner, his soulmate. Life was now meaningless after he and Thom had gotten into a pretty nasty fight on the plane coming in from their gig in Norway the previous night. Now separate, Jonny felt nothing but doom ahead.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3147; Read count: 261
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Lights Out by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

Thom would spend hours contemplating over his long-time obsession with his younger friend, other (better) half, or what he would like to characterize now as ‘former mirror of himself.’ This obsession devoured him so much he could hardly eat anymore. There was just no point.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7281; Read count: 669
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Adult] The Natural Order Of Events by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 3

Summary:

It’s the end of the world, WWIII and the British were in France. Terrorism was invading all that was left of the human race. Thom & Jonny were staying in the defensive walls of a 13th-century castle, the Chateau d’Angers straddling the River Maine, seeming safe in its incredible formidity, yet they could see there was devastation, people dying, all over.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1869; Read count: 99
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Dress Up Like Me by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

Thom broke away from Jonny, holding his hand and smiling up into his face. "You're mine, you know."

"Always, Thom."

"But I want you to be with him tonight."

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4650; Read count: 264
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] The Gloaming by radioconvert Reviews: 4

Summary:

Thom's a fetch; Ed's a satyr who's shagging Colin; Jonny's being stalked by a changeling, and Phil's rubbish with plants.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 23483; Read count: 2323
Published: 08 Sep 2010; Updated: 08 Sep 2010

[Explicit] Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir? by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 1

Summary:

For as long as he could remember, ever since he had been best friends with Colin, Thom had successfully abated the wildness that arose from within whenever he was around Colin’s little brother, Jonny.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 8433; Read count: 641
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Explicit] Trap Doors by radioconvert Reviews: 10

Summary:

Thonny, angst, and lucid dreaming.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 29501; Read count: 3113
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Explicit] Beginnings by radioconvert Reviews: 13

Summary:

Thonny, against all odds.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 23546; Read count: 10196
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010