Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Other Results: 2 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4450
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Adult] All too much by wuf Reviews: 6

Summary:

Ed has tried every drug under the sun and convinces Jonny to take Ecstasy with him. For Jonny though, it all becomes too much.

 

Characters: Ed, Jonny Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1076; Read count: 196
Published: 05 Jun 2016; Updated: 08 Jun 2016

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6208
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Adult] Ok Computer by colin-charles-greenwood Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom has become depressed and Jonny tries to help. Obviously with a bit of guidance from Colin, which may or may not be listened to.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 198; Read count: 510
Published: 14 Sep 2014; Updated: 21 Sep 2014

[Adult] In a City of the Future by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 6

Summary:

This story will probably change quite a bit as I'm not really sure where it's going.....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 4 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7158; Read count: 808
Published: 20 Feb 2013; Updated: 05 Apr 2014

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 5

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 312
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013

[Adult] There There by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 11

Summary:

An obsessed fan loses her sanity when she realizes she can summon Thom by sheer mindpower...at least, that's what she thinks happened......

This was posted before, but I got paranoid and took it down. So here it is again.....sorry. I can't help but feel like this is a horrible story for lots of different reasons. It's also the first story I've ever written. So....yeah.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19659; Read count: 2201
Published: 26 Sep 2011; Updated: 21 Dec 2012

[Explicit] The Loophole by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 19

Summary:

Radiohead's Loophole competition brings together a disparate group of fans online, to form a close community, united by friendship, relationships, sex, bands, collaborations and connections both musical and personal - mostly with each other, but also sometimes with Radiohead themselves.

In Chapter 43, Lucy must choose between what she wants, and what she knows Thom needs, even if he can't admit it to himself. And in Chapter 44, everyone finally gets the happy endings they deserve.

As this story is drawing to its conclusion, I've set up a comment thread if anyone wants to ask any questions or leave any feedback on the LJ: http://rhcheesecakefac.livejournal.com/7992.html

This is primarily a story about fandom, and internet communities. Although Radiohead do appear throughout the story, the main focus of the story, and the main characters are all fans. At least, until towards the end, when Radiohead go on tour, and real life and internet fandom collide head on.

Warnings: Lots of artistic license has been taken with the timelines of certain musical events. Most of the action takes place in cyberspace, so there is lots of bad language, flaming, trolling and internet bullying, including sexist, homophobic and racist language. Also: MAY CONTAIN DUBSTEP.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family
Category: Other Fanfiction, Meta, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 44 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 205995; Read count: 7003
Published: 10 Jun 2012; Updated: 14 Dec 2012

[Explicit] Thom/Beck by this Reviews: 8

Summary:

1994 was only yesterday; the world had no idea how big a certain creep and loser were going to get. This is a very dirty story. Thom/Beck, Thom/Beck/Jonny, Thom/Jonny, Leigh/Beck, Beck/Justin, Beck/Channing, Thom/Colin, Colin/Jonny.

(Also involving Colin Greenwood, Channing Hansen, Nigel Godrich, Chris Martin, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Stanley Donwood, Thurston Moore, Leigh Limon, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, etc)

This story is a work of fiction. It is based on much I know to be true; much I suspect to be true; a whole bunch of fantasy; and speculation somewhere in-between. It goes, I believe, without saying, that it is written all along the way with love.

This work does not reflect the author's personal views on Scientology. It does not intend to pry, criticize, or hurt, and means utmost respect to all real people involved and implied, except maybe Chris Martin (just fuckin with ya Chris).

There is no shame in writing or reading about sex; everyone has fantasies. 

Characters: Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 40 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 71769; Read count: 9409
Published: 13 Feb 2012; Updated: 14 Dec 2012

[Explicit] New Order by Kinchi23 Reviews: 11

Summary:

He changed. Tonight, he changed.  Thom stared, enticed into a trance. Would he let himself fall into questioning? Could he? Thom wasn't sure he could handle most of his own thoughts, forget Colin's enigmatic mind. But still... The sound of the engining propelling the wheels back from Colin's driveway filled the silence of the car.  

 

What was Colin thinking?

 

Just Added: Final Chapter: Ceremony

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Coed, Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Real Family, Self-Harm, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 14 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 29118; Read count: 2488
Published: 30 May 2012; Updated: 29 Nov 2012

[Explicit] Meeting in the Aisle. by humanraccoon Reviews: 7

Summary:

Ed is back from Manchester. Lovey Dovey Smutty thing. Kind of a sequel to "Down is the New Up" May add more chapters later.

Characters: Colin, Ed Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2008; Read count: 455
Published: 11 Sep 2012; Updated: 20 Sep 2012

[Explicit] Down Is the New Up. by humanraccoon Reviews: 6

Summary:

Ed and Colin have a sweet night.

Characters: Colin, Ed Genres: Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 854; Read count: 372
Published: 15 Jul 2012; Updated: 29 Jul 2012

[Adult] Thom & I by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom and Jonny go on holiday by mistake. Blatant rip-off of Withnail & I.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Other, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1023; Read count: 275
Published: 04 Jun 2012; Updated: 04 Jun 2012

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 12

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5695
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012

[Explicit] Constructing Parallel Worlds by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 21

Summary:

Thom mistakenly agrees to an interview with a "Feminist Porn Magazine." Complications ensue. Sexy complications.

Advance notice, the ending is pretty grim, and will probably come as a massive shock, so consider yourselves warned.

Inspired by many, many Thom Yorke interviews I've read/watched on the internet, this is an attempt to construct a kind of character-sketch of a quintessential "Thom Yorke Interview" - but also very clearly inspired by a specific interview where Thom had such chemistry - such specifically sexual chemistry - with the interviewer that I wanted to explore that, and answer the question "What if...?"

This story also contains alternate lifestyles, frank discussion of Asexuality, consensual but very rough and sometimes violent sex, paganism, folk dancing, wife-swapping, cheese-eating vegans, and also lesbians. Do not read if offended by any of this.

Characters: Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: Parallel Worlds Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 119962; Read count: 5248
Published: 17 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Mar 2012

[Explicit] An Apple On A Naked Tree by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

A mysterious beauty enters Colin's life, opening new doors and stealing his heart.

As everything around him falls apart by her will, no one's for sure if Thom or Ed can save him from the madness he's drowning in.

On a Friday in '86

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Self-Harm, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 37169; Read count: 4416
Published: 18 Jan 2012; Updated: 14 Feb 2012

[Adult] "If...." by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Ed's lazy idyll at Abingdon School is shattered by the sudden appearance of a new boy, a rebellious gymnast and troublemaker.

Scene by scene remake of the film "If...." by Lindsay Anderson, starring teenage Radiohead.

Inspired by this interview:

http://fuckyeahthomyorke.tumblr.com/post/759888330

And this scene in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm9QUed6XA

colin, thom and ed photoshopped into a still from the film If....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Edny, Thed, Thedny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 13 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 33461; Read count: 3172
Published: 06 Jan 2012; Updated: 13 Feb 2012

[Adult] Let Me Take Control by Kinchi23 Reviews: 1

Summary:

Colin drags Jonny to Stanley's party. Where's Thom?

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Self-Harm
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4203; Read count: 559
Published: 23 Oct 2011; Updated: 02 Dec 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1325
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Everybody] You Were So Fucking Special by Kinchi23 Reviews: 4

Summary:

Creep would always be about heartbreak, most famously Thom’s but what most people did not know was that it was about Jonny’s too. Those tears in his eyes came forth in recognition that those words written were about Jonny, his unrequited love for Thom.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 12969; Read count: 575
Published: 03 Jun 2011; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Adult] Separator by Piacoa Reviews: 4

Summary:

Not long after they get together, Thom leaves Jonny. Jonny doesn't understand and has a hard time coping.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5186; Read count: 864
Published: 18 Mar 2011; Updated: 18 Mar 2011

[Explicit] Los Angeles, I'm Yours by beautiful trouble Reviews: 5

Summary:

A silly smutty thing. Nigel throws a swanky birthday party, and everyone's invited.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5271; Read count: 1241
Published: 02 Mar 2011; Updated: 05 Mar 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 3005
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Stairway to Paradise by forcetengale, beautiful trouble, forcetengale, diem Reviews: 13

Summary:

"He looks like a freelance rent boy who sleeps with jazz musicians in smoke filled london in the 30s."

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 5 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 155722; Read count: 5239
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Wonder Wall by kitty, noirstar Reviews: 0

Summary:

I wake up but I don’t open my eyes, my head hurts as if it has been hit with a hammer, I guess it was to be expected with all I drank last night. I am sore all over but there is this strange feeling inside me, light on the chest like great relief I hadn’t felt in years and a tight gut feeling as if I was about to go into a nervous break down. I guess, maybe, its just a new form of this self torture and longing that I have had for all the years thanks to. . .”Oh shit” as I think about him I notice his smell in my bed. Oh no, this is bad.

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: Angst
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Incest, Non-con, Self-Harm, Suicide
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4748; Read count: 408
Published: 18 Oct 2010; Updated: 18 Oct 2010