Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Other Results: 4 Series
Stories

[Explicit] Captain Capslock Conquers The Sue-niverse by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 12

Summary:

A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs, and rock music rivalries after falling through a portal between parallel universes. A simultaneous celebration and parody of Mary Sue fic in bandom with a sci-fi backdrop.
Or maybe just an excuse to write dirty Radiohead het. Mostly that.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 29 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 61559; Read count: 6190
Published: 08 Jun 2013; Updated: 24 Mar 2015

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2987; Read count: 390
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 26 Aug 2014

[Adult] We Suck Young Blood by The Bendzzah Reviews: 8

Summary:

The Greenwoods are vampires.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 7701; Read count: 1523
Published: 22 Aug 2013; Updated: 28 Sep 2013

[Explicit] I Told You So! by whatisUP Reviews: 6

Summary: In which Jonny is a kinky little shit, Thom is a complete whore, and Colin doesn’t believe a word of it.
Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3418; Read count: 748
Published: 03 Sep 2013; Updated: 03 Sep 2013

[Explicit] The Controller by Yaledo Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood is the controller.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Dubcon, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 3 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3239; Read count: 1468
Published: 02 Dec 2011; Updated: 10 Mar 2013

[Explicit] Cirque Des Deriveurs by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 7

Summary:

Current Chapter: Shadows and Streetlights, Beck, Harley, and the Greenwoods find the secret behind Warsech.

They are a makeshift family...

A circus of young runaways, all with stories and secrets to hide...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18875; Read count: 1840
Published: 20 Apr 2012; Updated: 30 Jan 2013

[Explicit] Ex Corde Caritas by beautiful trouble, diem Reviews: 24

Summary:

"Someone needs to write about Schoolboy Thonny. In bathroom stalls. Behind shelves in the library."

"Corrupting the young, shy, swishy haired new music teacher. Who can't resist even though it's breaking all these rules.

...I should stop thinking about that.
"

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 69453; Read count: 32752
Published: 15 Mar 2010; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Explicit] Ghost Image by beautiful trouble Reviews: 4

Summary:

A short porny thing in the happy haunted house.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1577; Read count: 1164
Published: 17 Apr 2011; Updated: 17 Apr 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 3001
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Explicit] Encore by beautiful trouble Reviews: 3

Summary:

Sequel to Floorshow. Thom and Colin share some more secrets.

Characters: Colin, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: The Costume Series Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5995; Read count: 1187
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 27 Jan 2011

[Explicit] Untitled by tristan, spinningsiren Reviews: 2

Summary:

'Pleasure is only pleasure when you can appreciate it after pain Thom...'

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1935; Read count: 754
Published: 20 Nov 2010; Updated: 20 Nov 2010

[Explicit] Whorey RedBed!Thom by radioconvert Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom's all tied up, but Colin has an even better gift for him.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7216; Read count: 960
Published: 22 Oct 2010; Updated: 22 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by kitty Reviews: 0

Summary:

He turns, starts down the stairs into the basement. And I follow him. A part of me is screaming that this is wrong, it's wrong, turn around and run before it's too late. But in my heart I know it's already too late. There's no turning back now. This is really going to happen. And God help me, but I want it. I want it.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4049; Read count: 419
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] The End Of Everything by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

The next day Jonny would marry someone else, someone he was clearly not in love with, but mother loved he would be with. Instead of giving in to the traditional bachelor type parties and regalia associated with the night before, he let Thom take him away, somewhere he knew would be imprinted in his memory forever.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5442; Read count: 380
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Lights Out by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

Thom would spend hours contemplating over his long-time obsession with his younger friend, other (better) half, or what he would like to characterize now as ‘former mirror of himself.’ This obsession devoured him so much he could hardly eat anymore. There was just no point.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Suicide, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7281; Read count: 669
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] And I See It Coming And It's On Its Way by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 1

Summary:

At the big round family-style Greenwood dinner table Jonny had his feet propped up on a wooden chair as he was doing circles in his own, carelessly swiveling around while torturously toying a vanilla ice-cream bar with his tongue.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 11886; Read count: 582
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Violently Happy When I'm With You by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

It was usual for Thom and Jonny to work on the songs together for a couple of hours or so before the rest would join in later. What was not normally experienced was Thom finding Jonny the way he did that particular afternoon.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3454; Read count: 476
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Everybody] Freaky on a Friday by diem Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom and Ed switch bodies.

Characters: None Genres: Crack, Fantasy, Friendship, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Edny, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 10 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 14872; Read count: 3618
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Explicit] Thom's a Dirty Slut by diem Reviews: 1

Summary:

Title says it all, really.

Characters: None Genres: None
Pairings: Thed, Thil, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5026; Read count: 910
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Explicit] Jonny, Lies, and Videotape by diem Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom gets a package from Jonny.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5674; Read count: 790
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Explicit] You don't know until you try by Piacoa Reviews: 1

Summary:

Drabble.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Dubcon, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 98; Read count: 601
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010

[Explicit] Meeting Jonny by Piacoa Reviews: 2

Summary:

Jonny and Colin were separated at birth. Several years later, they meet again. There is a certain inexplicable connection.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Pairings: Contro, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 10189; Read count: 1948
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010

[Adult] Untitled by not here Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny is in control.

Characters: Ed, Jonny Genres: Smut
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 170; Read count: 348
Published: 06 Apr 2010; Updated: 06 Apr 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by starstuff Reviews: 2

Summary:

With a groan, Ed awakes. The pounding in his head is brutal, relentless, like drum beats amplified by a stadium speaker.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thedny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2421; Read count: 330
Published: 05 Apr 2010; Updated: 05 Apr 2010

[Explicit] Untitled by muselolita Reviews: 4

Summary:

Jonny liked the bruises; liked the way they felt when he pressed the blue-black flesh and a twinge of pain would slither along his lanky limbs and down into the pit of his stomach, making him squirm a little.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1358; Read count: 494
Published: 05 Apr 2010; Updated: 05 Apr 2010