Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Stories

[Adult] Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by planet-tellex, radiohoe Reviews: 6

Summary:

In which Colin and Jonny are angels sent down to protect a musical prodigy, but angels, demons, band practice, and homework do not mix. 

 

Would not recommend for Christians or Oasis fans. 

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 43974; Read count: 2264
Published: 31 Aug 2016; Updated: 01 Sep 2016

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 6

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2987; Read count: 390
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 26 Aug 2014

[Explicit] Blood Bonds by chickengoats Reviews: 1

Summary:

Jonny seems to be missing his brother. 

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: First Time, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2488; Read count: 193
Published: 06 Jul 2014; Updated: 13 Jul 2014

[Adult] The God Complex by KindaKinksKontroversy Reviews: 1

Summary:

Basically Death Note rewritten to feature Radiohead and plenty of Thom/Light on Jonny/L action! Colin also stars as a gender flipped Misa Amane. Ryuk, A death god known to humans as a Shinigami, drops his Death Note in the human world. By chance young Abingdon student Thom Yorke picks up the Death Note and begins using it to rid the world of evil, intending to become God of the new world. This is a dark story of one boy and his God complex.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Dubcon, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 696; Read count: 118
Published: 18 May 2014; Updated: 03 Jun 2014

[Explicit] Gecko by whatisUP Reviews: 9

Summary: In which Jonny is afraid of reptiles and Thom helps to alleviate this by being there.
Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4239; Read count: 603
Published: 24 Aug 2013; Updated: 25 Aug 2013

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 5

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 312
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013

[Explicit] Cirque Des Deriveurs by Kinchi23, bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 7

Summary:

Current Chapter: Shadows and Streetlights, Beck, Harley, and the Greenwoods find the secret behind Warsech.

They are a makeshift family...

A circus of young runaways, all with stories and secrets to hide...

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18875; Read count: 1840
Published: 20 Apr 2012; Updated: 30 Jan 2013

[Explicit] It's All Right, It's All Wrong by bittersweetdistractor Reviews: 10

Summary:

Ed and Jonny

*Last chapter!!* Jonny's in love with Ed, who's the psychology teacher. Jonny's only a fourth former. Set in 1960's Abingdon. Going to be updated regularly.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 15250; Read count: 6370
Published: 01 Feb 2012; Updated: 19 Apr 2012

[Adult] United States of Jonny by diem Reviews: 18

Summary:


Jonny has multiple personalities.  Obviously stolen from the TV show United States of Tara.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19890; Read count: 5250
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 31 Mar 2012

[Explicit] An Apple On A Naked Tree by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

A mysterious beauty enters Colin's life, opening new doors and stealing his heart.

As everything around him falls apart by her will, no one's for sure if Thom or Ed can save him from the madness he's drowning in.

On a Friday in '86

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Self-Harm, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 37169; Read count: 4416
Published: 18 Jan 2012; Updated: 14 Feb 2012

[Adult] "If...." by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Ed's lazy idyll at Abingdon School is shattered by the sudden appearance of a new boy, a rebellious gymnast and troublemaker.

Scene by scene remake of the film "If...." by Lindsay Anderson, starring teenage Radiohead.

Inspired by this interview:

http://fuckyeahthomyorke.tumblr.com/post/759888330

And this scene in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm9QUed6XA

colin, thom and ed photoshopped into a still from the film If....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Edny, Thed, Thedny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 13 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 33461; Read count: 3153
Published: 06 Jan 2012; Updated: 13 Feb 2012

[Explicit] Two Colors In My Head by Kinchi23 Reviews: 3

Summary:

Jonny was coming over. No big deal. Calm it down, Thom. It’s just Jonny. It’s just Colin’s younger brother. One of your best friends. Your boyfriend. No big deal. Yeah, no big fucking deal.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7653; Read count: 1600
Published: 13 Dec 2011; Updated: 15 Dec 2011

[Explicit] Ex Corde Caritas by beautiful trouble, diem Reviews: 24

Summary:

"Someone needs to write about Schoolboy Thonny. In bathroom stalls. Behind shelves in the library."

"Corrupting the young, shy, swishy haired new music teacher. Who can't resist even though it's breaking all these rules.

...I should stop thinking about that.
"

 

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 16 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 69453; Read count: 32752
Published: 15 Mar 2010; Updated: 10 Jun 2011

[Adult] A Heavy Heart by Lolwut Reviews: 3

Summary:

Even almost thirty years later, Thom knows the one he loved could never be replaced.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time, Fluff, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3074; Read count: 3936
Published: 02 Aug 2010; Updated: 20 Apr 2011

[Adult] The Time Traveller's Jonny by diem Reviews: 23

Summary:

My blatant cheesecake ripoff of The Time Traveler's Wife.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Crack, Drama, Fantasy
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 19 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 71343; Read count: 13383
Published: 26 Feb 2011; Updated: 26 Feb 2011

[Adult] Whispers by grindline Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom was a permanent fixture in their home. His presence was like the coffee table, or the ceramic figurine of Christ kept on the mantle, unassuming, expected and most of all, constant. Jonny often came home from school to find the blonde boy standing in the kitchen, eating toast with jam, or perhaps drinking milk straight from the pitcher, his wild eye blinking lazily. He'd often join him until Colin returned from his after school activities, talking idly about everything from classes to the bullies at school who mocked him for his strange face and stupid haircut. Sometimes Jonny thought he saw the other boy more than he saw his own mother... and that was probably right. In comparison to Thom, Jonny hardly saw their mum. Most days he didn't really mind though.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1655; Read count: 534
Published: 01 Nov 2010; Updated: 02 Nov 2010

[Adult] Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk by radioconvert Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom is a bad influence on Colin.

Characters: Colin, Thom Genres: First Time
Pairings: Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3538; Read count: 482
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Anyone by autononmy Reviews: 0

Summary:

He’d tried to keep it from him, tried to hide his shame.. he’d wished, wished harder than he had ever wished for anything, that it would just go away, this feeling that filled him..

Please.. I just want to be like all the other boys.. I didn’t ask for this..

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4087; Read count: 425
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] An Excerpt From Colinís Diary by kitty Reviews: 0

Summary:

I know what we’re doing is wrong, but I can’t stop it. He’s so insistent and he’s my baby brother and I can’t tell him no.

Characters: Colin, Jonny Genres: Angst, Smut
Pairings: Contro
Warnings/Promises: Incest, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 829; Read count: 262
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] So In Love by ringaroundtherosie Reviews: 0

Summary:

Everytime he did this the guilt tugged at him just a little bit, just enough initially to make him think twice, yet never preventing him from actually touching, exploring, rightfully fondling what his body craved so immensely.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2246; Read count: 809
Published: 17 Oct 2010; Updated: 17 Oct 2010

[Explicit] Beginnings by radioconvert Reviews: 13

Summary:

Thonny, against all odds.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 9 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 23546; Read count: 10178
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Explicit] Doughnuts and Ondes Martenots by radioconvert Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom was floating, cresting on a wave of sound like nothing he had ever heard before.  It quavered in the air, suspending him by the most tenuous strands so that he felt as though he might fall at any moment.  Or take off.  Or fly apart and scatter to the four winds.  It was eerie.  It was disturbing.  It was brilliant.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5857; Read count: 1320
Published: 01 Jul 2010; Updated: 01 Jul 2010

[Explicit] Jonny, Lies, and Videotape by diem Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom gets a package from Jonny.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5674; Read count: 790
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 15 May 2010

[Adult] Homework by Piacoa Reviews: 7

Summary:

Thom teaches Jonny a few things about himself.

Characters: None Genres: First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4314; Read count: 1309
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010

[Adult] Homework by Piacoa Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom teaches Jonny a few things about himself.

Characters: None Genres: First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4314; Read count: 260
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010