Penname: WaylandSmithee [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 14 Dec 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Slowly moving my stories over to AO3


http://archiveofourown.org/users/TheAstronomyMod/pseuds/Wayland%20Smithee


Some of my other fan fiction lives here:


http://pulse-fic.livejournal.com/



(Sorry, not Thom or RH related, mostly the electronic music world.)


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Reviews by WaylandSmithee

[Adult] The Bay of Mud by beautiful trouble Reviews: 4

Summary:

No matter how far you go, you can't run away from yourself.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 5853; Read count: 396
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 14 Mar 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 02 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so sad and so beautiful. (Also, I am a sucker for bleak, windswept islands.)

[Everybody] Jonny's Hot Theremin by melbeee Reviews: 4

Summary:

Jonny really, really, really wants an ondes.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: LOLZ
Pairings: Edny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 469; Read count: 162
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 14 Mar 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 09 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

TOOT SHORT, TOOT SHORT!

[Everybody] The Worst Fanfiction Ever by beautiful trouble Reviews: 9

Summary:

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Filled prompt for the kink meme.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Crack
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 591; Read count: 431
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 14 Mar 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 23 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is my actual favourite thing of all the many, many favourite things that I have read on this site. BRAVO.

 

Messaieaiean and Penderessky and The Other Guy is my new favourite band forever.

[Everybody] 5 Ways Thom Yorke Never Fell in Love With Jonny Greenwood by dustbunny Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom Yorke does not love Jonny Greenwood.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1226; Read count: 410
Published: 14 Mar 2010; Updated: 14 Mar 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 03 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: 5 Ways Thom Yorke Never Fell in Love With Jonny Greenwood

Short, bittersweet and wistful, just the way I like it. Especially number 3.

[Everybody] The Fluffiest Phil Story Ever by kestral Reviews: 5

Summary:

Phil has a phantastic day.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Coed, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: Fluffy like Bunnies Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 849; Read count: 191
Published: 17 Mar 2010; Updated: 17 Mar 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 01 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A+++ Would read again! I'm just so amused by the idea of Phil being so calm and orderly and fluffy amidst all that debauchery. It is the TRUUUUUUUUUUTH and I will hear no other.

[Adult] Homework by Piacoa Reviews: 7

Summary:

Thom teaches Jonny a few things about himself.

Characters: None Genres: First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Underage Sex
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 4314; Read count: 1310
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 29 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Absolutely sweet, absolutely hott, absolutely perfect.

[Explicit] Ipanema Beach by Piacoa Reviews: 4

Summary:

Thom goes jogging at Ipanema Beach. Jonny is not happy.

Characters: None Genres: LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 607; Read count: 304
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 19 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love Thom's backhair too, though this pains me beyond reason. Good lord, I don't know how, but I love Thom's backhair loving Jonny back.

[Adult] United States of Jonny by diem Reviews: 18

Summary:


Jonny has multiple personalities.  Obviously stolen from the TV show United States of Tara.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family, Self-Harm, Suicide, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19890; Read count: 5260
Published: 15 May 2010; Updated: 31 Mar 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 01 Apr 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 8: Thom

This is so amazingly well-written that I've thoroughly enjoyed it, even though I've never even heard of the text it was based on?

Beautifully done, a really well executed take on a concept that could have been impossibly complicated to follow, and completely engaging. Love it.

[Explicit] A Wolf at the Door by radioconvert Reviews: 13

Summary:

Colin has a secret, but it's nothing compared to the secret that Ed has. A slow building story about two people that are meant to be together. And werewolves.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: The A Wolf at the Door universe Chapters: 20 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 152148; Read count: 14015
Published: 24 Oct 2010; Updated: 24 Oct 2010
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 26 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12

DAW AW AW DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW I'm only on Chapter 12 and this is the sweetest and loveliest thing ever. Gay werewolf Ed and Colin. I fist-pumped in the office when they finally got together. I actually did. <3 just <3 so much.

[Explicit] Ed and Thom Put On a Show by MyWeedsAreTakingRoot Reviews: 3

Summary:

The only thing Ed was wearing were jeans and a black, leather belt. Thom felt something stirring in his lower abdomen. He had never seen Ed without his shirt on, and the crevices of his muscles were like mountains.

Characters: Thom Genres: Angst
Pairings: Thed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 845; Read count: 410
Published: 04 Aug 2011; Updated: 18 Aug 2011
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 14 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Ed and Thom Put On a Show

I'm not sure when I became a Thed-er but oh my goodness I ~like~ this!

[Adult] There There by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 11

Summary:

An obsessed fan loses her sanity when she realizes she can summon Thom by sheer mindpower...at least, that's what she thinks happened......

This was posted before, but I got paranoid and took it down. So here it is again.....sorry. I can't help but feel like this is a horrible story for lots of different reasons. It's also the first story I've ever written. So....yeah.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 8 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 19659; Read count: 2201
Published: 26 Sep 2011; Updated: 21 Dec 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 10 Jan 2012 Title: There There

Every time I think this story can't get more insane*, it does. You keep surprising me, and that's really quite difficult to do.

 

*That's a compliment, by the way.



Author's Response:

That's the best compliment I could have gotten. Thank you!

Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 20 Jan 2012 Title: There There

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

I knew that was the only way the story could end but still, when it happened, total fucking mindfuck. Wow. Just wow. Not what I was expecting in the slightest. This story has completely restored my faith in all thee amazing things that fan fiction can be. Bravo.

[Adult] Pyramid Song by helsabot Reviews: 28

Summary:

Thom wakes in a Berlin hospital to a black-eyed angel.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3308; Read count: 3522
Published: 23 Nov 2011; Updated: 23 Feb 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 23 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Actual IRL LOL at Thom being in Motorhead. So glad you're back on track.

[Explicit] An Apple On A Naked Tree by Kinchi23 Reviews: 6

Summary:

A mysterious beauty enters Colin's life, opening new doors and stealing his heart.

As everything around him falls apart by her will, no one's for sure if Thom or Ed can save him from the madness he's drowning in.

On a Friday in '86

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Self-Harm, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash, Schoolboy Radiohead, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 37169; Read count: 4416
Published: 18 Jan 2012; Updated: 14 Feb 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 29 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Last Flowers

God, Thom is such a little drama queen in this! Control freak much? Colin deserves so much better... I hope he gets the help he needs. *sob*

 

(As an aside: this is how dumb I am: I was trying to read this on the bus but graphics aren't very good on my phone - I am such a dummy I spent ages trying to work out who the girl in the middle of the picture was, wondering if it was Jamie? But now I'm on my laptop I realised it's actually a dude on a poster. Doy! (I'd never seen that picture not broken up before.))



Author's Response:

Yeah Thom's a bit....crabby to say the least.

Heheh! Don't worry I actually thought it was a girl too when I was on my laptop. I just found this version of the picture yesterday and squealed.

[Adult] If These Cushions Could Talk by grown-up_baby-alligator Reviews: 13

Summary:

Jonny's couch tells a story about Jonny and Thom and their mutual attraction to each other.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Non-con, Violence
Category: Other Fanfiction; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 13917; Read count: 2182
Published: 01 Feb 2012; Updated: 13 Jul 2013
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 01 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG I love you so much. I cannot heart this story hard enough. I love the way you come at things completely sideways, and yet make them work out so beautifully. You're a very talented storyteller.

n.b. I may be slightly drunk + emotional



Author's Response:

You're making me blush. But don't hold back, man. I almost didn't submit this, and then when I did I thought, "Who the Hell is going to want to read this? It's basically just me being weird". So I'm glad that you actually enjoyed it.

BTW, I'm really enjoying your story. Stoned Ed's thoughts are hilarious.

[Explicit] Thom/Beck by this Reviews: 8

Summary:

1994 was only yesterday; the world had no idea how big a certain creep and loser were going to get. This is a very dirty story. Thom/Beck, Thom/Beck/Jonny, Thom/Jonny, Leigh/Beck, Beck/Justin, Beck/Channing, Thom/Colin, Colin/Jonny.

(Also involving Colin Greenwood, Channing Hansen, Nigel Godrich, Chris Martin, Justin Meldal-Johnsen, Stanley Donwood, Thurston Moore, Leigh Limon, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, etc)

This story is a work of fiction. It is based on much I know to be true; much I suspect to be true; a whole bunch of fantasy; and speculation somewhere in-between. It goes, I believe, without saying, that it is written all along the way with love.

This work does not reflect the author's personal views on Scientology. It does not intend to pry, criticize, or hurt, and means utmost respect to all real people involved and implied, except maybe Chris Martin (just fuckin with ya Chris).

There is no shame in writing or reading about sex; everyone has fantasies. 

Characters: Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 40 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 71769; Read count: 9409
Published: 13 Feb 2012; Updated: 14 Dec 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 16 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I love the way this is written, it's really beautiful and emotionally layered - and it's also very smartly funny, always a plus. Looking forward to more.



Author's Response:

Thank you for your kind words, I love writing about these guys.

Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 29 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

You. Can't. Just. End. There!

[Explicit] Hearing Damaged by Kinchi23 Reviews: 12

Summary:

A bar fight roused by Thom causes Jonny to lose one of his most precious gifts. And as Thom promises to bring his lover's life back, he must deal with the guilt constantly eating at him.

As far as Thom knows, the theives that stole from Jonny would pay. No matter the lengths he'd have to reach, the people he'd met, or the things he'd have to do for his conscious to finally be clear.

Then... maybe one day he would manage to stop remembering. (A suspense/ thriller/ drama)

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het, Radiohead slash, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: Hearing Damaged Chapters: 17 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 41048; Read count: 5695
Published: 24 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Apr 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 24 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: I Promise

You are Will Self and I claim my five pounds! ;-)

Pleased to see you've started a new story, and I look forward to seeing where this one goes.

[Explicit] Get Me Off: An Insomniac Adventure by iwanttoseeyousmileagain Reviews: 10

Summary:

Thom decides to give Ed a filthy phone call. Filthy things ensue.

Characters: Ed, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Thed
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2946; Read count: 1009
Published: 06 Sep 2012; Updated: 15 Apr 2013
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 20 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I just have to say: that is the best first line in the history of forever! Definitely want MOAR.



Author's Response:

Omg thanks! That means a lot coming from you. :D

[Explicit] Meeting in the Aisle. by humanraccoon Reviews: 7

Summary:

Ed is back from Manchester. Lovey Dovey Smutty thing. Kind of a sequel to "Down is the New Up" May add more chapters later.

Characters: Colin, Ed Genres: Character Study, Fluff, Smut
Pairings: Coed
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 2008; Read count: 456
Published: 11 Sep 2012; Updated: 20 Sep 2012
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 20 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Hello

This is so sweet, I want it in cube form to put in my coffee in the morning.

<3



Author's Response:

thank you soooo much Wayland! <3<3

[Explicit] Give It Up by humanraccoon Reviews: 5

Summary:

Friends find out they're all attracted to eachother and laugh.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, First Time, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Edny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Underage Sex
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 466; Read count: 312
Published: 30 Jan 2013; Updated: 03 Feb 2013
Reviewer: WaylandSmithee Signed
Date: 06 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Shut Up

I laughed! I like teh funnies.