Penname: WaylandSmithee [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 14 Dec 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Slowly moving my stories over to AO3


http://archiveofourown.org/users/TheAstronomyMod/pseuds/Wayland%20Smithee


Some of my other fan fiction lives here:


http://pulse-fic.livejournal.com/



(Sorry, not Thom or RH related, mostly the electronic music world.)


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Stories by WaylandSmithee

[Explicit] The Loophole by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 19

Summary:

Radiohead's Loophole competition brings together a disparate group of fans online, to form a close community, united by friendship, relationships, sex, bands, collaborations and connections both musical and personal - mostly with each other, but also sometimes with Radiohead themselves.

In Chapter 43, Lucy must choose between what she wants, and what she knows Thom needs, even if he can't admit it to himself. And in Chapter 44, everyone finally gets the happy endings they deserve.

As this story is drawing to its conclusion, I've set up a comment thread if anyone wants to ask any questions or leave any feedback on the LJ: http://rhcheesecakefac.livejournal.com/7992.html

This is primarily a story about fandom, and internet communities. Although Radiohead do appear throughout the story, the main focus of the story, and the main characters are all fans. At least, until towards the end, when Radiohead go on tour, and real life and internet fandom collide head on.

Warnings: Lots of artistic license has been taken with the timelines of certain musical events. Most of the action takes place in cyberspace, so there is lots of bad language, flaming, trolling and internet bullying, including sexist, homophobic and racist language. Also: MAY CONTAIN DUBSTEP.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family
Category: Other Fanfiction, Meta, Radiohead Het; Series: None Chapters: 44 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 205995; Read count: 7003
Published: 10 Jun 2012; Updated: 14 Dec 2012

[Explicit] Lotus Eater by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 5

Summary:

Thom and FlyLo, of course.

"That’s funny because a lot of people ask about that and say, "Why don't you make it sound like (Thom) because it’s him." But I tell them it’s not about him. It’s my album. All these things are textures to me. I’ll pitch Thom all the way down if it sounds right. And that is why Thom fucks with me because I’m not afraid to fuck with it like that." - Flying Lotus

Characters: Other, Thom Genres: Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 7203; Read count: 391
Published: 11 Aug 2012; Updated: 24 Aug 2012

[Explicit] Popcorn SuperGay Receiver by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 10

Summary:

Jonny Greenwood Is The Controller after he takes control of the malfunctioning Cheesecake Archive, then Three Characters Go In Search Of An Author Self-Insert. And if you're still reading, you finally find out what the hell been going on.

Thanks to Twisted Words for the image meme.

Thank you so much to Kinchi23 for allowing me to use her character, Gwen, and the world of her story, Hearing Damaged. Borrowed with humour, and huge amounts of love.

Inspired by a prompt suggested by nononono11 so blame / thank her for the concept: Thom and Jonny joking around about Thonny with a fangirl leads to... actual Thonny!

 

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Meta, Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 11 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 38461; Read count: 3360
Published: 25 Mar 2012; Updated: 22 Apr 2012

[Explicit] PRLLLWRLDS RMX1234567 by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 5

Summary:

Parallel Worlds (No One Gets Hurt Remix)

Just to see what if...

 

(Note: Do not read before reading the complete Constructing Parallel Worlds. Major spoilers contained.)

Characters: Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: Parallel Worlds Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 9831; Read count: 358
Published: 21 Mar 2012; Updated: 22 Mar 2012

[Explicit] Constructing Parallel Worlds by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 21

Summary:

Thom mistakenly agrees to an interview with a "Feminist Porn Magazine." Complications ensue. Sexy complications.

Advance notice, the ending is pretty grim, and will probably come as a massive shock, so consider yourselves warned.

Inspired by many, many Thom Yorke interviews I've read/watched on the internet, this is an attempt to construct a kind of character-sketch of a quintessential "Thom Yorke Interview" - but also very clearly inspired by a specific interview where Thom had such chemistry - such specifically sexual chemistry - with the interviewer that I wanted to explore that, and answer the question "What if...?"

This story also contains alternate lifestyles, frank discussion of Asexuality, consensual but very rough and sometimes violent sex, paganism, folk dancing, wife-swapping, cheese-eating vegans, and also lesbians. Do not read if offended by any of this.

Characters: Thom Genres: Character Study, Drama
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Real Family, Violence
Category: Radiohead Het; Series: Parallel Worlds Chapters: 18 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 119962; Read count: 5248
Published: 17 Feb 2012; Updated: 10 Mar 2012

[Everybody] Silver Dagger by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 2

Summary:

My Thommy is / a handsome devil / he's got a chain / five miles long / on every link / a heart does dangle / of another maid / he's loved and wronged

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Character Study, Friendship
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1018; Read count: 279
Published: 08 Mar 2012; Updated: 08 Mar 2012

[Adult] "If...." by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 9

Summary:

Ed's lazy idyll at Abingdon School is shattered by the sudden appearance of a new boy, a rebellious gymnast and troublemaker.

Scene by scene remake of the film "If...." by Lindsay Anderson, starring teenage Radiohead.

Inspired by this interview:

http://fuckyeahthomyorke.tumblr.com/post/759888330

And this scene in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm9QUed6XA

colin, thom and ed photoshopped into a still from the film If....

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Thom Genres: Drama
Pairings: Edny, Thed, Thedny, Thozzie
Warnings/Promises: Character Death, Drug Use, Underage Sex, Violence
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead, Crossover; Series: None Chapters: 13 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 33461; Read count: 3172
Published: 06 Jan 2012; Updated: 13 Feb 2012

[Everybody] Cupcake Socialism by WaylandSmithee Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny wants cupcakes. Thom gives him a lecture on cake as a metaphor for socialism versus Neo-Liberal economic policy.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: LOLZ
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 900; Read count: 236
Published: 06 Feb 2012; Updated: 06 Feb 2012