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[Explicit] Mouse Dog Bird by dustbunny, helsabot Reviews: 24

Summary: Feature

In the summer of 1995, Radiohead were asked to open for R.E.M. on their Monster Tour.


This is the way it could have gone.


Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Smut
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Cheesecake, Radiohead slash, Radiohead Het, Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 23 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 146621; Read count: 4367
Published: 29 Nov 2016; Updated: 24 Jan 2017

[Adult] Thom & I by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom and Jonny go on holiday by mistake. Blatant rip-off of Withnail & I.

Characters: Ed, Jonny, Other, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, Drama, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 1023; Read count: 275
Published: 04 Jun 2012; Updated: 04 Jun 2012

[Adult] Pyramid Song by helsabot Reviews: 28

Summary:

Thom wakes in a Berlin hospital to a black-eyed angel.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 6 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3308; Read count: 3522
Published: 23 Nov 2011; Updated: 23 Feb 2012

[Everybody] Like a Weapon by helsabot Reviews: 5

Summary:

When we dance, when we dance

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 802; Read count: 777
Published: 01 Aug 2011; Updated: 01 Aug 2011

[Explicit] How Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood Became Rockstars by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

Thom wants to throw a TV out the hotel window. But then, Thom wants to do a lot of things.

Characters: Jonny, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, First Time, Fluff, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2296; Read count: 1322
Published: 21 Jun 2011; Updated: 21 Jun 2011

[Explicit] By Hook or by Crook by helsabot, beautiful trouble Reviews: 8

Summary:

AU set in the late 1800s in Los Angeles and New Orleans. Jonny's family has moved from England to the States due to the success of their business. There in Los Angeles, an English stranger makes plans to wed his sister. Hijinks ensue and include (but are not limited to) hats, waistcoats, tight trousers, horses, robberies, Tom Waits, and more hats.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time, Friendship, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Violence
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 2 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 3067; Read count: 681
Published: 20 Jun 2011; Updated: 20 Jun 2011

[Explicit] And He Huffed and He Puffed by helsabot Reviews: 5

Summary:

Jonny finds an old photograph, Thom comes back from LA, and things are remembered.

Characters: Jonny, Nigel, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Smut
Pairings: Other, Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 3905; Read count: 800
Published: 16 Jun 2011; Updated: 16 Jun 2011

[Explicit] Cakelab by radioconvert, kestral, melbeee, beautiful trouble, green gloves, dustbunny, too soon, randalcake fistibuns, Piacoa, helsabot, collision, juventina Reviews: 3

Summary:

A night in Amsterdam ends up even crazier than you would expect. A huge collab, now with charts!

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Other, Phil, Stanley, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Coed, Contro, Edny, Other, Thed, Thonny, Thozzie, Thozzny
Warnings/Promises: BDSM, Drug Use, Incest
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 7 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 32447; Read count: 3001
Published: 04 Feb 2011; Updated: 04 Feb 2011

[Explicit] That Time Resumes by helsabot Reviews: 4

Summary:

Jonny is not fine.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Phil, Stanley, Thom Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Non-con
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 12355; Read count: 1102
Published: 22 Oct 2010; Updated: 22 Oct 2010

[Explicit] One Little Leak by helsabot Reviews: 3

Summary:

Thom knows what Jonny thinks and what Jonny needs.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Drama, First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Incest
Category: Schoolboy Radiohead; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2066; Read count: 1120
Published: 22 Oct 2010; Updated: 22 Oct 2010

[Everybody] Sam Saxon is Going to Save the World by helsabot Reviews: 4

Summary:

An American ex-pat living in the UK with his wife is friends with one of his psychiatric patients. And that patient is going to save the world (with the help of John F. Kennedy).

Characters: None Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Original Fiction; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1544; Read count: 77
Published: 14 May 2010; Updated: 14 May 2010

[Everybody] Maybe Here Is Where I'll Put The Things That Can't Go Anywhere Else by helsabot Reviews: 8

Summary:

I can’t sleep, which is never a good excuse for anything.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2273; Read count: 1010
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Your Loved Ones, Your Loved Ones by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

There was one in the bed and the little one said…

Characters: Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 385; Read count: 228
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] Although Your Bed is Warm by helsabot Reviews: 1

Summary:

Maybe Thom isn't the actual music he makes. But maybe he is an instrument. And Jonny has set his eager hands to it, desecrated it, coaxed everything he could out of it--

And in the end, he can't play it.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, First Time
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Dubcon, Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2723; Read count: 770
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] I Am Going to Write This and You are Going to Like it (About as Much as a Visit to the Dentist) by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

Anyway, that’s, like, Thom and Jonny shit.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Nigel, Phil, Thom Genres: Fluff, LOLZ
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 353; Read count: 231
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] Something About Ice Turning to Angels, and the Things We're Not by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

"Do you know any fairy tales about being buried in the snow?"

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Dubcon
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 701; Read count: 372
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Explicit] That One Time We Watched Gay Porn Together by helsabot Reviews: 5

Summary:

“Do you want something to drink?”

“Are you trying to seduce me, Mister Yorke?”

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: First Time, Fluff, Friendship, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2273; Read count: 729
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Explicit] And I Heard of That Japanese Girl Who Jumped into the Volcano by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

The next time they meet, it’s in 2008. They’re both in Amsterdam, for reasons that involve stages and guitars and clever light displays.

Characters: Other, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: Drug Use, Dubcon, Real Family, Self-Harm
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2739; Read count: 297
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] Rite of Passage by helsabot Reviews: 2

Summary:

He lived down the street from us, in a tall house with a weathervane. His bedroom was in the attic, and on rainy days he liked to sit up there with his window open. I would wave to him, and he would wave back, bathed in warm yellow light. He liked to sketch. All ten fingers were smudged with charcoal.

Characters: Colin, Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 6084; Read count: 279
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] Tonight by helsabot Reviews: 3

Summary:


He's dreaming, but for the moment he doesn't know it. There are lights and drinks and people with friends with lovers but Jonny is alone, waiting at the foot of the stage trying not to make eye contact with the faceless bodies closing in on him.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 915; Read count: 459
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Explicit] Quod Erat Demonstrandum by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

His shoes are still cool, though, Thom notices. Fuck him.

Characters: Jonny, Other, Thom Genres: First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, LOLZ, Smut
Pairings: Other
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 5265; Read count: 420
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] A Story About Radiohead by helsabot Reviews: 6

Summary:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE TICKETS WENT ON SALE WHILE I WAS IN THE LOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Crack, LOLZ
Pairings: None
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 556; Read count: 156
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Center of Gravity by helsabot Reviews: 0

Summary:

And you’re laughing like a madman. I feel the corners of my mouth quirk upwards as I count.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Fluff, Friendship
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 1803; Read count: 545
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Adult] On Again, Off Again by helsabot Reviews: 1

Summary:

There’s something in your jacket shaped just like you. Talks like you, looks like you, smells like you. But I’m having trouble accepting that this isn’t the same boy who kissed me twenty years ago to the day.

Characters: Jonny, Thom Genres: Angst, Drama
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: Real Family
Category: Radiohead slash; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: Yes; Word count: 2653; Read count: 481
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010

[Everybody] Subterranean Homesick Alien by helsabot Reviews: 6

Summary:

There is a boy, and the silver, burning moons that were not the moon kissed his palms, and he is Jonny. The boy was Jonny and the orbs in his hands were not the moon.

Characters: Colin, Ed, Jonny, Other, Phil, Stipey, Thom Genres: Angst, Character Study, Drama, Fantasy, First Time, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Pairings: Thonny
Warnings/Promises: None
Category: Alternate Universe/Alternate Reality; Series: None Chapters: 1 Table of Contents; Completed: No; Word count: 18715; Read count: 611
Published: 19 Mar 2010; Updated: 19 Mar 2010